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Liz Lemon 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40pm 
Do you know where the egg chute is?
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Linkeon 28 Apr, 2022 @ 9:14pm 
'Sex Slave' woman wanted for burglary

A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce McKinney, 58, was accused if telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mormon missionary and making him her sex slave.

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IbanezPlayer124 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm 
In the entire history of animation, there has never been a more sexual scene than pic related. I was 5 years old when I went to go see Pokemon, the movie; and this scene awoke something in my body. For some reason, my tiny penis became stiff, and I began peeing uncontrollably. A full bladders worth of piss soaking through my Pokemon printed shorts, trickling down the chair. My mom noticed the smell and berated me "Anon, you are pissing yourself" she tried to get me to go to the bathroom, but I screamed and shouted to keep on watching the scene. I began spraying even more boy piss at her, and on some other members of the audience. Ushers came in to take me to the bathroom, I began pissing even harder and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ furiously. "Nooooooooo I wanna see Charizard" I'd scream in between leaky ♥♥♥♥♥ and blasts of piss. Eventually, it took 5 ushers, my mom, and a bystander to remove me from the theater, and get me to change my soiled clothing.
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IbanezPlayer124 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm 
boi you use Windows 11 stfu

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L.M.F.A.O 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am 
Nice hacking from Canada thanks for the video proof in Dead By Daylight
Liz Lemon 19 May, 2021 @ 6:53pm 
You're the Ki Ki Ki to my Ma Ma Ma :j7:
FRMAGE 8 Feb, 2021 @ 1:27am 
I need new friends my current ones suck 😂 and don't know about real music. Yesterday I was educating my uncultured friends (who only listen to cRAP🤢🤮👏 and POP) on P.R.O.G. These guys don't know a damn thing about good👌 music🔥 so I put on some Pink Floyd (an underground psych/prog band for those of you who don't know) I put on one of their masterpieces (We don't need no school) and one of those IDIOT ASSES🥒 said it sounded like disco😵😱 (OH I HATE DISCO🤮 ALMOST AS MUCH AS PHIL COLLINS😩 THEY RUINED MUSIC FOREVER!!!🤦‍♂️) I yelled "You've got to be crazy!"🤬 at the top of my lunguos. My friend failing to understand my quip said "what" so I smashed him with a brick🧱 and told him "all in all it's another brick in your skull!" How do I find friends who listen to REAL🔺🌈 music and not uncultured babies👶 who listen to modern😭 "music" AKA rap(crap💩)?
Drayfrjg 24 Sep, 2020 @ 1:38am 
Come back to me my sweet prince, so that we may game once again.
God 26 Dec, 2019 @ 8:12pm 
the worst animal to be is a clam. some clams can live for 200+ years but that whole time they have to be a clam. that sucks. imagine having to be a clam for 200 years. that’s what clams do, and that’s all they do is just be a clam for hundreds of years. honestly what else do clams even do? do they ♥♥♥♥? do clams ♥♥♥♥? i don’t know but my guess is probably not because they’re weak and pathetic and i do not respect them.
IbanezPlayer124 12 Nov, 2019 @ 4:48pm 
When I was 12 I had random boners. And yeah it was embarrassing, but I had random ejaculations also. So it was history class. We were watching some ♥♥♥♥ about Hitler and it was really disturbing and sad. I got a giant boner. Yeah, when you read it it's funny, but not so funny when you watch it on some little laptop so the class needs to be scuffed together. I was thinking, yeah it's just a boner, it'll disappear in 5 minutes. That was just the beginning. We were starting to get to some disturbing things on the video like how they moved the bodies to the furnaces. And i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. Wasn't a powerful nut, but I could feel it was there. I thought to myself I am r e t a r d e d. I crossed my legs and hoped everything would go by just fine. I almost ♥♥♥♥ myself, when I heard someone saying "jeez something stinks" I just felt so embarrassed! When the bell finally ring, it was like a heaven the me. Still kind of weirded out bc of this, but like, it wasn't my fault? It's my body fault.
Liz Lemon 29 May, 2019 @ 5:09pm 
My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
IbanezPlayer124 2 Apr, 2018 @ 3:38pm 
I was a driver for an escort agency. I asked one of the girls her freakiest moment.

She was paid double the hourly rate to arrive at a penthouse suit while wearing stilettos.

She was asked to strip naked appart from the stilettos . At which point he put a plastic sheet on the floor and tipped out a whole box of 100 garden snails.

He sat fully clothed , and watched her fulfill his request. To one by one squish the snails and say "bad snail, out of mummy's garden"

IbanezPlayer124 21 Mar, 2018 @ 1:00am 
So a couple years ago i was pretty wild. I was doing a lot of coke and had tried meth once. I gave my buddy a ride one day and he paid me in meth. He gave me a half gram. I split it into four lines. I snorted the first two lines and got dangerously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. I started jerking off to porn. Then my laptop ran out of battery. The Teletubbies show was on TV while i was jerking off to porn on my laptop. When the laptop shut off i was almost ready to shoot so i wasn't going to stop to turn my laptop back on. I look at the TV and pictured me face ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one of the Teletubbies. I think it was the red teletubbie. After about 10 minutes of wacking off to the teletubbies my ♥♥♥♥ exploded.

Moral of the story, always make sure your computer is fully charged before you jerk off on meth or else this could happen to you.
IbanezPlayer124 3 Feb, 2018 @ 8:43pm 
You bet I am
IbanezPlayer124 1 Feb, 2018 @ 8:14pm 
This is what I'm concerned so much about. The child looked about ten years old. Why was he detained? He obviously hadn't done anything. Why so much of them for a minor and a parent? Nubian people know this, WE ARE AT WAR. What these devils are doing is called GENOCIDE. Its time to wake up. We have to make the world RESPECT the NUBIAN RACE once again. Not with violence, but by the one think that he respects the most. Economics. We are not in a position to do anything for ourselves. We are dependant on our ENEMY for everything. Its time to stop looking at the past (for we know that already) and start looking about our future. The Indian man has done it. The Chinese man has done it. The white man has done it. So why is the black race still watching all these other races achieve the things they need to sustain their race. IT'S TIME TO UNPLUG YOURSELVES FROM THEIR MATRIX.
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