Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A wife was having a go at her husband. "Look at Mr Barnes across the road", she moaned. "Every morning when he goes to work, he kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?"
"Because I haven't been introduced to her yet", replied her old man.
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week."
"Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
ㅤ* See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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