"I DO NOT EVEN ANGRY" -Me
"My arms are the airport, Toast" -Bread
"We shall build a glass dome!" "Why?" "I don't know, to keep the birds out!" -Bread and Jank
"You're first on my eating list, Toast" -Awesome Maximoo
"You are win. Is best win. No more win. Goobeye." -Bread
"I WILL EAT YOU, RYZE" -Me
"Chief Dective." "Dective?" "Yes!" -Me and Adrian
"Are you gonna eat that? NO WE ARE THE JAEGER" -Bread
"Um... uh... Woooookong" -DLC, trying to find puns for champions in LoL
"You are best win. Buy yourself a rocket. A rocket to the space. The ultimate space." -Bread
"You turned the entire pyramid into space!" -Me
"It smells like colon!" -Jank
"Toast first, ask questions while toasting" -Bread
"I kill your washing machine! How could you do this to me?" -Me and Bread
"Buy 15 my house, please" -Bread
"You know itches, they be witches. Ah, no! Chub!" -Bread
"We renamed Uranus so they would stop making that stupid joke. Now it's called Urectum" -DLC
"Woah! Was that a psychic anus?" -Me
"Tetris is like life, eventually, all the blocks fit together." -Phil the Osipher
"If someone isn't online, they don't exist." -Bread
"Sus is the life force of all YTPs" -Bread
"... calculate the equation of a lime" -My math teacher
"In a pinch, homeless people can be a suitable substitute for land mines" -Bread
"Cancer is saving my life right now!" -Me
*whispering* "Hey... I like boobz" -Jank
"It has been engraved in stone. And by stone I mean my mind. My mind is stone." -Me
"Yogurt needs subtraction" -Prince Sky Captain Link
"Pants are for for idiots. True men wear something that will say 'Hey. Look at mah legs, I will kick your balls with them'". -Jank
"Dan is not an accessory. You can't wear Dan." -Dan
"I just cringed all over the floor." -Cholee
"This is what happens when you watch poop." -Adrian
"Toast, you would make a great hermit." -Bread
"And the academy award for Hot Pockets goes to Hot Pockets!" -Crab
"You wasted your Pope!" -Bred
"Are ya ready to get meme'd?" -Amph
"Who can out-meme the meme? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Meme!" -Amph
"I've got like, five" -Link
"Put me on your quote wall" -(Not)Sonic
"Keep your medical in health" -Crab
"Cool Ranach" -(Not)Sonic
"It took a long time to make this house out of rugs, so you're not walking all over it with your dirty muffins." -Bread
"I never get caught" -Dan, 2 seconds before getting caught
"Okay then, whatever floats your ducklings on a pool of lava..." -Crab
"What color do you want to be?" "What is the seventh color of the alphabet?" -Me and (Not)Sonic
"That's one for the quote wall" -Me
"I'm making the game dev" -Crab
"I've seen the depths of the fanbase, it's Adrian levels of horrifying. Like Adrian belly flopping off of the high dive." "All of the mothers grab and shield their children." -Bread and Adrian
"It works, trust me, I'm not a professional" -Me
"All idiots that want humans to join their fan clubs can catch my fists for free" -Jank
"There's so many dead people around me and all I need are coffee cups. Woe is me." -Jank
"We should get these npcs before the boss" -The Mage
"No, they will become gosth" -Allinedantas the Death Knight Tank
"You stick out like a sore thumb, you look like a milkman made of freaking skellington bones." -Cholee
"Stone tiles give you more food than forests because forests have trees. And the ducks eat the trees." -Crab
"Did you just punch my plants?" -Me
"P'saaawwwww www, sounds Fraanch. Anything Fraanch is guud." -Crab
"HELLO CRANE MAN!" -Crab
"Who sells chips at a chef?" -Crab
"You know when a guy walks up to you and says 'Hey how's your day goin?' and you reply, 'it's going pretty good right now.' and then they just stab you in the stomach and twist the blade. Then you say 'aw man, I just wanted to buy some diapers.' That's a basic Walmart conversation." -Adrian
"You basically fire buses of screaming orphans." -MuffinTea
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"RAVIOLI FRIGGIN MEGA FLIPPIN SHOWFLIP PAPYRUS PLATYPUS FUDGE OF ULTRA BRAIN THING!!!!!!!" ------
"HORSE" -Crab
"Just like Plastic Fetus!" -Fl3xChef
"Ssssss" -Me
"I don't know how to harness the full potential of the Japanese people, but I know how to put carpets on them." -Jank
"This quote wall sucks because I'm not in it" -Drunkrat
"Remember the bomber plane that attacked us. Yeah it was blown up by our own bomber plane." -Spep
"Hey neighbor, can I borrow some smelling?" -Crab
"Should I start hating you so you can love yourself?" "Please don't, I prefer to hate myself." -Adrian and Crab
"The Legend of Swooce, the Ultimate Goose." -Muffin
"Ur settings r booty" -some random person on Murder Miners
"Who's in da soup?" -Jank
"Ah crap, the food isn't real again." -Phil the Osipher
"AMERICAMAN DOESN'T HAVE KNEES!" -Adrian
"Theoretically we could travel faster than the speed of light, so what's stopping us? Vegans." -Cholee
"The character is ass limed to work for 8 .,ours each of those days" -Dungeons and Dragons 5e official rules, when copy pasted directly from pdf to discord, and by extension, Spep.
"INSTANTANEOUS TRANSPORT" -Crab
"Sonic is impervious to exploding seesaws." -Sergeant
"Are you a stoned pixie?" "I'm the gay pixie! I'm the death of all heterosexuals!" -Amastacia
"What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot." -Random Pun Website
"This shenp wont eet graz." -Bread
"YOU AIN'T CAPTAIN CRUNCH!" -Crab
"If you don't have at least 7 watermelons on you at all times, you aren't human" -Phil the Osipher
"I bet you haven't even played a game of Tetris in your life." "I bet you don't even know what Tetris is, you nae nae bot, go to Minesweeper corner." -Bread and Crab
"So a clown walks into a bar and says, 'Am I funny yet?'" -Spep
"If I can not line my trousers with sand by tomorrow, your pants are going on my wall." -Bread
*Imp Overlord spawns* "What's up, wimp?" *Imp Overlord dies* -Chol
"I bet you eat your sandwiches vertically, you monster." -Adrian