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31 years old, and whenever I've had the ♥♥♥♥♥, I've been sensible and gone to the toilet if I feel a fart brewing. Today, I don't know what came over me but I risked it and immediately knew I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. Only a little but soiled the sofa as I was just In boxers. I feel different now. I've changed. Will I always feel like this?

So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

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me logging onto drumpuscord so I can press a button to generate some mingoslot randomized scrimblos (limited to 17 wingusbings every sninglepop) and earn binglecoin so I can joopnorp my binglecoin bingleboard until every joopnorp is bingled and binglecoin rates reach maximum wuffleborg levels and I can continue generating scrimblos every sninglepop for bonus plinko plonks that give my mingoslot randomized scrimblos a customizable quibblesporp and earn more binglecoin that I can use to open fingleboxes with randomized joopnorp bingos at certain chongodorps on the bingleboard and check my rank on the drumpuscord top binglecoin score before the tri-sninglepop jimbo timer has reset and it's time for another round of generating more mingoslot randomized scrimblos