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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Escape from Fortress Lugohm is a game about mentally ill soldiers fighting in a predetermined state of war for decades of bloodshed, with the head of all their land, Lugohm Earl holding anyone he catches roaming the territory as prisoners captive. The one such character he captures is our female MC, Aisha, and she proceeds to service the guards in exchange for whereabouts to the castle's exit instead of just accepting the fact that she's royally ♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's what happens in the normal route, anyway.

In the Hard Route, you take on the role of a kickbutt assassin who learns how to exploit the weaknesses of the fortress and solve a numerous variety of puzzles that make no real sense to the plot of the game but are cool and have tricky catchphrases from another language you've never heard of. It even has treasure chests, but not just regular treasure chests, some require cool coins you will have to find to unlock them and then guess their safe combination with. About halfway through the hard route the whole game will hit the fan as the castle's collapse is imminent because the Lugohm Earl is a total spaz but the virgin Chad Aisha dethrones him.

Amazing game 10/10 would play again.

(Yes, buy it, great price)
Posted 5 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
51.2 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Defibrillator - Battlefield Friends
Posted 13 October, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
49.8 hrs on record (47.9 hrs at review time)
I played 1 and 3, and played 2 last, that's actually how they go in order. This game IS 8 years old however.
Posted 14 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.8 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
This game is TTT only, the DLC adds a few new roles but the game doesn't seem to be the hottest topic.. Buy if you have friends to play it with.
Posted 25 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Playin' some Fall Guys, are yeh?
Posted 18 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
This game is 5 years old, so a recommendation in a present time standpoint is a controversial comment, I'd just like to say, play if you like loading screens that take up more than half your gameplay and rounds that last only like 2 minutes where each team does nothing.
Posted 12 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
79.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I recommend it
Posted 22 December, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
4,931.7 hrs on record (3,319.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
NO.
Posted 2 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
731.7 hrs on record (111.8 hrs at review time)
move to that tree at grid 000000
Posted 19 May, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
290.0 hrs on record (83.9 hrs at review time)
Do I internet?
10/10
Posted 12 July, 2014.
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