happiest day of my life, having sex with wife, just about to coom. then this nerd busted through the bedroom window said his name Mr Breast i was so suprised i forgot to take out my appendage from woman & there was 100,000 pregnancy tests on my driveway what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

So many talented women wasting their natural potential as a prostitute or porn actress to instead become an "NPC streamer" a new TikTok trend (that maybe might have been created by the Chinese government to make the west dumber) where these women say the same words and phrases over and over again instead of producing quality porn or doing quality prostitution work

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

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Basically I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had ♥♥♥ leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

Saint Laurent is a fantastic player, just needs to work on positioning, communication, map awareness, laning, vision control, csing, poking, landing skillshots, objective control, early game, mid game, late game, ganking, and getting kills.