Oaky
Detroit, Michigan, United States
 
 
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This game is great if you feel like having your soul ripped from your body in the most agonizing, yet horrendously boring way imaginable. It's got everything you want out of a terrible game:
-Confusing level design
-laughable voice acting
-deafening audio,
-captions that don't work for anything besides sfx,
-enemies that are both infuriatingly spongey and far too numerous for it to actually be provide a sense of accomplishment, of which engagements can include 4 or 5 Hunters just being there for no apparent reason.
--The joy of knowing you actually bought, and presumably beat this game without resorting to drinking seven bottles of Jameson

I'm not kidding when I say I felt my soul withering away before my eyes as I ran out of a factory/power plant only to be immediately turned into red paste by some micro-nuclear manhacks detonating and sending Mitchell back into the dark corner of the warp he, and coincidentally this game, was spawned from multiple times.

This game also includes:
-A distinct lack of anyone named "Gordon" or any other such "Freeman"
-The Gnome King himself as the president of America
-Several Insta-Kills that you won't know are insta-kills until they happen
-The Seven Hour War that you didn't know you didn't want to ever experience
-Achievements of some variety
-Shame
AmplSi 6. aug. 2017 kl. 21:25 
Radioactive wind brahmin
Darthy 19. mar. 2016 kl. 12:34 
How do you do Red Herring thanks.
Ice Cream Man 26. sep. 2015 kl. 16:52 
Was it you that I found on Minimum a while ago, or was that the other tree guy?
TeamTum 4. juli 2015 kl. 2:51 
Happy independence day!
Tename 16. juni 2015 kl. 8:32 
First
Carter 4. sep. 2014 kl. 17:31 
Cool Dude Broski.