Not going to lie, you've had three f**king years to sort your sh*t out, yet you fail to do so.


IF anyone is thinking of buying a survival game that is not broken, laggy, glitchy; this is not the game for you.

Walk into a house, make it to the first floor to then drop dead because the DayZ engine is still abysmal.

Shoot at someone in a gunfight to have your hits not register on them until you die.

Try to loot a dangerous place quickly to have the items bug out and disappear from the HUD.

A buggy mess, that at times is fun, but 90% of the time leaves you infuriated, angry, upset and above all in regret for buying a game that was promised to be the next-gen survival game. In actual fact is a pustulant mess that will seemingly never come out of "Early Access"

Yes, your 'game' may be in "Early Access", but that does not mean you can use this title as an excuse for lackadaisical and somewhat half-hearted progress on such a hyped game.

I've seen homeless people shouting at pigeons who make more progress than the effluvium of flith a game like DayZ is.

If you're reading this, devs, go back to your basement, you liberty-hating dumbocrats. Bunch of insidious avian amphibian amphetamines.