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Recent reviews by LaKRISmus dei Ebrius

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1 person found this review helpful
54.1 hrs on record (50.9 hrs at review time)
There's moments when you feel frustrated, enragened even... times you feel victorious after having to load game several times and retrying something crucial to the experience... but most important, there are moments that hit right in the feels and make you go "awww". <3

This is a game I reccommend.
Posted 20 February, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
It's so cute and warm and great, if you ruin it by sending out toxic ♥♥♥♥, I'll break your knees.
Posted 14 December, 2019.
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33.7 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
Rocksmith is a great tool with many features to entertain and support the player's development of guitar playing skills.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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2.1 hrs on record
27th of Dec, 2018.

Mouse Sensitivity at 0.25
FOV at 66.0
No bobbing
Over right shoulder
Player speed on slow

Playing it on TV with the Steam Controller, actually enjoying it.

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Bought, installed, spent a while adjusting settings for it to run ''okay'' on my laptop.
Probably have to tweak Motion Sickness a little more.

Anyway, got to the Peephole mission; jumped with a jammer in my hands, almost pissed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants.
Here's a little tip: before playing, make sure to take your bathroom break.

More Motion Sickness tweaking. I think I made it worse.
Help.

I really want to play this but I feel like Bare Egil Band's cover of the song ''Umbrella''.
Posted 21 December, 2018. Last edited 27 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
You can flip off an icon of Jesus flipping off.
Also there's marijuana. Lots and lots of marijuana.
Posted 18 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.3 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
I love the soundtrack, the characters, the story, the design, but gosh, these missions sometimes piss me off - I get frustrated as heck and quit this game for months before trying again and finally succeeding in a mission on my third try.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Voxelized is a poor man's knock-off of Minecraft.
In fact, it is so poor that whilst playing it, the boredom forces you to feel just like a male genital laying motionlessly inside a woman's genital.
It's warm, moist and almost silent, as you're accompanied by irritatingly calm music (like the bloodflow in the veins and arteries of a woman's insides).
So, if you wish to experience losing your mind to ultimate calmness, you've found your game.
Otherwise, I don't really recommend it.
Posted 17 February, 2016. Last edited 17 February, 2016.
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