Recent reviews by Kreuzritter von Schweigen

I wish my fridge was sentient.

If you enjoy pooping on people, go ahead and buy this, cheaper than bail money.

Having played a few matches, I know how to start myself off pretty good.
Ended up parachuting down with someone - oh no
Find a sickle, maybe I can slice them up before they find a gun?
He walks in with AKM - oh no....
Stares at the wall I'm hiding behind
Walks out putting my sickle away, accepting my fate as he shoots me
Stops shooting - what?
walks up to me - made a new friend
Someone else walks in - double teamed
New friend leaves loot for me and runs away
Continue to next building
Gets mowed down by someone else with a Scar.

10/10 would make friends again.

P.S. AKM guy, if you're reading this, thanks for giving me the tiny chance you did. [:

For $4, I feel this is worth it. The wallpapers you can have are amazing, being able to switch it up and have dual or just single monitor support too is really cool. It's simple to use, and you can even have music videos as a wallpaper if you want!

IT'S MOTHER-FLIPPIN' SKYRIM, WHAT KINDA REVIEW DO YOU NEED?

Played this with my girlfriend. Pretty sure much more was going through her head than just the game, as I won almost every round. 11/10 Would play Gang Beasts IRL.

This game is repetative, but not to the the point of boringness (for me, at least). It's a lot of mining and flying, which isn't so bad considering all the places and items there are to find. I haven't had the game crash or be unplayable for me either. I'd say this is a really good game, but it's a new release, it'll get better.

For the very short time I've played (may or may not contain spoilers)

I've tested new technology, hijacked helicopters, hijacked tanks, blown up entire towns, tied people to the back of my hijacked helicopter along with a goat, and sucker punched a deer. 10/10 Wouldpunch deer again. Now on to a little more serious review. This game did not have a much needed hype, because this game is amazing. The scale of the explosions and just the pure destruction you can rain down on your enemies is pure awesomeness. Plus you can carpet bomb enemies with unlimited Mines while parachuting. I'm not gonna go into anymore detail right now, just get the game and discover.

I remeber I had this thing called a job. But whatever it was I don't need it anymore because I have Fallout 4. 10/10

Been waiting on this game for almost a year and I am so happy it finally came out. I love the music and it reminds me so much of Limbo which was an awesome game! The game can get frustrating but overall, it's just amazing.