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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 1:20pm

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 3:52am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:02pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:24pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:40pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:54pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 9:53am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 7:08am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 8:17am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 10:47am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 1:20pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 1:53pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 6:41pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 5:45am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 2:57am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 5:46am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 12:46pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 4:35am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 10:06am



OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.