Recent reviews by TheLochNessy.TTV

Fun 10/10

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
[Looks good, characters move awkward but its part of the overall charm I guess.]

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
[It's an enjoyable experience specially for a first time player, BRING FRIENDS! This game benefits from playing with friends or other people, Playing solo you will burn out fast.]

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
[Could be better but its tolerable]

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
[I'd say prior to the 2021 Halloween update, this game was pretty much press W and win, but now its actually challenging and interesting gameplay]

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about Leaderboards/Ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
[Theirs no real rewards beyond making money, to buy the same items every game]

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
[After a few games it gets stale and you just need to take a break for a few months until they give another decent content update]

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
[For the time you can enjoy it with friends, its worth the few monies]

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Eternal Q times

Madagascar penguins are lewd AF

Just got the game this week during the sale, I bought all the DLC after 3 hours playing.

I would have absolutely no issue paying full price for the game if I had known how good this game really was!
Might I suggest a Demo for this and the new upcoming title you guys are making? a demo would actually do this game well.

Its fun for a few games, its like any other monopoly game. Just with faster games and a small board.

This games great if you love city/park builders and creative games! Its basically Planet coaster but with animals... If it wasn't obvious. It can be challenging and adds a nice touch when you need to consider the animals needs along side the tourist needs!

This game made me quite a bit nervous before I saw the videos and reviews, I mentioned to friends I'd likely pass it up because the price tag for an early access game that seemed like a clone had me a bit turned off from it. After watching a few review videos it quickly changed my impressions. A game like Pokemon, but full of the things I miss from Pokemon from their older games in the series. I've got myself about 2 hours on the game, so not much for a title of its kind. I feel I've tasted the game enough to feel my moneys worth it! With the idea the devs will bring more temtems to the game, its not a bad deal. Lets hope these devs keep their passion for the title and continue making this game even better! I have high hopes at this point.

I'll revise my review as I progress on with the game!

If you love story rich, games similar to Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley, Rune Factory, Fantasy Life and so on. This game is the bees knees baby.

Its cute.