Akuumer
 
 
Long ago in a distant forum, I, Akuumer, the shape shifting master of COOM, unleashed an unspeakable shítpost.
But a foolish Hot Pocket™ eating Jannie wielding a ban-hammer stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final warning was struck, I tore open a portal in his URL bar, and flung him into /R9K/ where my shítposting is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the forums and undo the degeneracy that is Akuumer .