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"So tell me, how exactly would you describe this yellow lizard character that you jack off to almost single day, albeit largely thanks to your foot fetishism?"
"She's AHHHH...she's OHHHH...she's literally just the female version of Francis from Super Paper MARRRIO if Francis was actually a well-written and NAHHHT completely stereotypical CHARACTERRR!" Asgore screamed with excitement as his phallic volcano erupted literally all OVER the place, squirting out a good solid pint of ♥♥♥ at the very least.
"EXACTLY! AND THAT'S WHY, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I'M ACTUALLY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME!" Alphys laughed hysterically, wiping Asgore's massive load of ♥♥♥ off of her feet and face with a handkerchief and smugly presenting the sopping wet, sperm-dripping mass of paper to him.
"SUCH BEAUTIFUL ORIGAMI ART..." Asgore gasped in both amazement and weirdly intense arousal from how much Alphys had just dominated him as manly tears leaked from his eyes.

wat do u call a wrestler who cannot remember anything?
john senile

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i'm gonna fight ur dad

Hai. K. Bai