Little Kitty, Big City is basically what happens when a cat decides that world domination starts with knocking over trash cans. You’re a tiny, adorable agent of chaos loose in a city full of unsuspecting humans. The goal? Find your way home… after you’ve stolen fish, messed with pigeons, and caused general mayhem.

The game is like GTA, but instead of stealing cars, you’re stealing hearts (and possibly someone's lunch). Every leap, pounce, and knock-off-the-shelf moment is a reminder that cats truly rule the world—they just let us live in it.

In short, Little Kitty, Big City is a hilarious, purrfectly chaotic adventure where being a tiny menace has never been so fun!

Cooking Dash was supposed to be just a fun distraction. But somehow, it turned into an all-consuming, spatula-wielding, pan-juggling obsession. I thought I was downloading a simple game, but little did I know I was signing up for a full-time job in Flo's virtual kitchen.

At first, it was just a few levels here and there. Nothing serious. Then came the challenges, the recipes, the frantic rush of customers with their impossible demands. Before I knew it, I was spending more time managing Flo’s restaurant than my own life. My hands are now trained to click and swipe with the speed and precision of a seasoned chef, while my real-life cooking skills have taken a backseat. Who needs real food when you can serve pixel-perfect plates of gourmet cuisine?

I've started timing myself while cooking real meals, racing against the imaginary clock to avoid a Gordon Ramsay-esque meltdown. My microwave dings, and I half expect a gold star to pop up. The other day, I caught myself shouting, "Order up!" as I handed my partner dinner. Needless to say, they're concerned.

Going to actual restaurants has become a surreal experience. I critique the chefs in my head, wondering why they aren't moving at Flo's superhuman pace. The other day, I found myself itching to jump behind the counter to show them how it’s really done. Let me tell you, resisting the urge to garnish someone else’s plate is harder than you’d think.

I've become a master of multitasking, flipping virtual burgers while boiling digital pasta, all without breaking a sweat. If only that translated to my real kitchen, where I once managed to burn water.

Cooking Dash has not just changed how I see cooking—it's changed how I see the world. Life is now a series of orders to be filled, and every success is a three-star victory. If you hear me frantically smashing my mouse buttons, just know I’m in the middle of a dinner rush, and the fate of Flo’s restaurant rests in my capable, albeit slightly obsessed, hands.

Five stars. Proceed with caution. This game will turn you into a culinary legend in the digital world, even if you still can't make toast in real life without setting off the smoke alarm.