Recent reviews by BasedNerd

~~Was fun but don't want to make a PSN account to play a Steam game. Will reconsider if PSN is made optional.~~

Nvm Sony bent the knee lmaoo, game is pretty gud you get to blow up everything including your friends and get the same PTSD as Vietnam veterans.

Name is sus but the game is fun

No More Room In Hell (NMRIH) is a nice game. It's kind of a diet-Day Z or H1Z1 (*shudder*). It's basis is great, a team zombie survival with a free-choice-non-gunslinging-actual-survival feel.

Gameplay:
Satisfying, a first person perspective with an *awesome* feel when you bash heads in with a sledgehammer. It's also great in the fact that the "survival" factor actually exists with bullets being semi-scarce but not so scarce that it's a huge burden to carry around firearms. Your team necessarily has a better chance of survival if you stick together and hunker down in a certain area. What you will quickly find is multiple expert players setting up bases and going on supply "runs" to gather ammo and other weapons for the group. The main focus of the game is to either get to a certain point or to defend/secure several areas, all whilst trying to defend yourself from the undead horde.

Display:
Realistic, smooth, the only complaint is about the zombies movement but, it's negligible.

Pros:
The game has several maps, each with it's own unique style and missions. My favorite map is Northway. With the ability to secure just one area and defend, or to play strategically and manage all of them, NMRIH should be a nice game to add to any library.

Cons:
With NMRIH's diet-DZ aspect, one should expect the player type known as "hoarders." to come. As usual some players do hoard important things like bandages, pills, and ammuniton.

Overall Grade: A-
NMRIH is a definite pickup for anyone looking to play a zombie-survival game without wasting hours on stocking up supplies or finding a good place to store said supplies without people stealing them. The timed, gamemode style of NMRIH adds a unique and refreshing aspect to a new and upcoming genre.

"If Call of Duty and Minecraft had a baby, it would be brickforce". -IGN 26,784/26,783

Gameplay:
It's clunky and slow. The whole game is dominated by 9 year-olds who believe that they are MLG, but yet again are sucked in to playing a game that features the words 'mine' or 'craft'
Heres a *totally legit* conversation with one of these 9 y/o's

Kid: THIS GAEM IS DA BEST, I LUV MINCERAFT AND CALL OF DOOTY

Me: This game is broken as all hell. How can you like it?

Kid: YOU JUST SUK AT IT! LOL!

Me: Yeah, but don't feel like spending 25,000 dollars on a game that i can play on my phone for 0.99

Kid: LOL I ONLY SPENT $50 ON THIS LOLOLOLOL PEWDIEPIE RULEZZ

Me: But, minecraft costs $26.99

-Kid has logged off-

In general, the weapons system isnt any good, the game basically says at start "buy our DLC or you wont enjoy this game."

The Good:
The Uninstall button seems to work fine, plus the ability to give this a negative review in my temporal rage.

The Bad:
Everything and everyone who likes this game.

Grade- F+
The only good thing being that i can uninstall this game. This is probably one of the worst MFPS out there, and it insults you more by begging for more of your cash. (which is probably spent on illegal stuff anyways.)

DLC Quest isnt an in-depth long story platformer. It's main draw is its satire..

Gameplay:
The whole purpose of DLCQ is to buy DLC, which will enhance your abilities and allow you to progress farther into the game. The catch is that it's extremely tiring to get coins, which helps the game throw the punchline. About 1-2 hours should complete this game for you.

Graphics:
Basic 8-Bitish graphics.

The Good:
It's a fun, short platformer if you need to kill time, or just need something to play for a few minutes.

The Bad:
Again, the games a bit shorter than i would have hoped.

Overall Grade: C+
DLCQ isn't bad, it just has low potential of getting a high grade. If the game was longer, it would be alot higher. The main drawback is that the game is way to short.

Defy Gravity (henceforth known as DG) is an example of what a small indie game should be.

Gameplay:
Based on two types of gravity spheres, one pushing you away and one pulling you towards it. Using these you have to traverse levels and bounce/throw yourself across pits. Overall the gameplay is simple, standard WASD and mouse, plus having support for a controller.

Graphics&Sound:
What are you expecting out of an indie game? The sound is above average, as the music is pretty nice. The graphics are typical, though not bad enough to be annoying. The one complaint i do have with this game is that your character looks as if he's using a Super Soaker rather than a gravity gun.

The Good:
I got this when it was on sale for $.14 (yes, 14/100) and it was a nice, cheap pickup. It'll provide a good amount of fun.

The Bad:
The controls are a bit wonky and some of the levels require split-second reactions.

Overall Grade: C+
Not Bad, but it's a small game, good to play if you got a few minutes to kill.

I'm going to say it, i usually don't, but i am...

This game sucks...

Summary:
If, no, On your smartphone, browse the app store. After a few minutes of looking through games and apps you'll usually find one of these shovelware games aka "minecraft shooters". They are rushed, unbalanced, and are pay2win. The demo they aim for is 6 year old minecraft lovers who cant afford 20$ to buy the actual thing. That's all fine and dandy but THEY DONT BELONG ON THE PC

Gameplay:
Clunky and horrible, nothing more. If you want to enjoy this game, get ready to dish out 30$+ to buy competent weapons. And the weapons... oh god.. The M14 is the best free weapon in the game. 1shot to the head is a kill, and with the heads being oh, i don't know.. SUPER FREAKING HUGE, it's almost impossible to miss. the M3 sucks, and takes multiple hits to kill. the MP5 is just garbage. To enjoy this game, you need to pay for weapons.
They have several modes, which i've played all except one. I couldnt get a good enough server to play it.
* Deathmatch: the only good mode, basic fps.
* Zombies: Infection, zombies take multiple hits to kill, (unloaded a full M3 on one), one zombie hit will infect you, though it seems if a zombie comes within a 3 mile radius of you, you become infected.
* Tank: Nice concept, just deathmatch with tanks.... if the tanks were actually playable. I'm assuming this will be fixed soon, but its almost IMPOSSIBLE to drive, and if you want to shoot and *gasp* actually kill someone, you have to have the patience of a Tibetan monk.
*Capture: CTF, what more do you want, though it seems it's impossible to win due to the guns being op.
*Carnage: Just hit each other with shovels. great..
Every server except for russian ones are laggy. Your character seems to jump back and forth with every step.


Graphics:
Mix between roblox and minecraft... this game doesn't even know what it wants to rip off. no sounds except guns and explosions. The tank sounds like a car.


The Good:
The uninstall button works just fine.

The Bad:
Everything. Especially the leveling system. It's broken as all hell. It seems impossible to level up.

Overall grade = D+
Yes, i'm going to get hate for rashing on an game in EARLY ACCESS, but games like these don't belong on the PC. If you want a minecraft-esque shooter, i'd suggest buying Minecraft and downloading mods.