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If you want open world, free roam, RPG, gore, great story, great characters, and a big iron on your hip, then this is the game for you.

EDIT: Its 2023 and I no longer have this issue.

It'd be a great game if it actually ran well.

The servers are LAUGHABLY bad. Chivalry, a game about 10 years this games junior, has better servers than this. The game is near unplayable in almost all US East servers, and almost all US West servers as well most of the day. Sometimes the function fine for maybe a few hours but most of the time they are dog****. Like SUPER bad.

To put it in perspective, it is a known community meme to go in chat and everyone constantly go "oh ****, packet loss, here we go again!" Then the round turns into talking and people ****posting in chat until it fixes itself.

Do NOT buy this game until they figure it out. In fact, this has been going on for so long, you're probably better off waiting for Chivalry 2 and getting that, as it will be out before this is fixed I bet.

Like it or not, this is peak Battlefield.

BF3 was pretty good, 4 just a bit less than 3, but BFBC and BFBC2 are easily the GOAT in the franchise.

Its a bit dated now, but when it was the game, it was THE game. Pick it up for the SP alone if you want, its top tier storytelling and acting compared to a lot of games now days.

>Be me
>Day 1: Alright, gunna get in there, excited to be a war hero.
>Die
>Ok.tread
>Run to similar spot, notice something
>Previous assailant sighted, f**king communist pig
>SOON.stielhandgranate
>Spend 5 minutes carfully and quietly crawling up to Scope Boi
>"ARTILLARY INBOUND!"
>F**K.sturmgewehr
>Get TK'd by team commander along side Scope Boi
>MFW Me and the Communist are now dead compatriots.

10/10

Roockstar, ♥♥♥♥ off with the snow. It's neat, sure, but when none of the tires you have in game stop you from spinning out, and it ♥♥♥♥♥ up timed missions, it's not fun. In fact, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game breaking. Disable it.

Other than that, good game. Great story, and the MP is legit, minus a few things.

1- Tanks/Jets: No need for those. A tank does not belong in a game like this. Same with Jets. That is not something a gangster is just going to know how to fly/drive. It's stupid, it's broeken, and should be removed. The tank especially, because it's near impossible to kill someone whos in a tank without spending a ton of money on 10+ rockets/bombs. But of course Rockstar has to pander to the demographic of terrible players, just like CoD and OP weapons, because they want a bigger fan base so they add easy-mode features.

2- Modders, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ modders: Modders aren't anything new, but it would be nice if Rockstar stopped being lazy as ♥♥♥♥ and actually did something about them. Either you're getting dropped from the sky to your death, insta-blown-up, or they are dropping a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to you and instead of banning them, Rockstar will just reset your entire account. Level, cars, guns, crew rank, every last bit. Not just money.

3- Community: Completely toxic. Rockstar, for some reason, didn't think to just make a mode where there's no PVP. No, instead you have to disable all fighting ability and have no guns (boring) so people won't kill you. Oh, you want to use your guns to do something, like rob a store, or do a gang attack? Too bad, because if you disable passive the people following you around waiting for you to leave it will just shoot and kill you anyway before you can even access your weapon wheel. (Because Retardstar decided that there needed to be a 10 second period after disabling passive where you can be killed but cant use any weapons, again, dumb as ♥♥♥♥.)


REVIEW EDIT: Finance and Folony Update Tips - It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken. Rockstar is so hung up on micro transactions that they won't fix their feature thats been out for literally half a year. If you get a delivery mission where you have to fly a plane and drop packages, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leave the lobby. You lose a good chunk of cargo (and money), but not all of it. If you don't, there's about a 90% chance that after a delivery or 2 it won't show any more markers, or wont count the deliveries you make.

This is why my entire High School, my entire work place, and my entire friends group have refunded this game, and aren't buying the next one in the series. I am probably going to uninstall and just advocare a boycott uyntil they actually listen to the people they are robbing (in real life, of real money with micro transactions). ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fix your ♥♥♥♥. You are turning into EA and are going to come close to "worst developer ever."

As of right now, I am changing my reccomendation to "not reccomend" until they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen to the players, and fix bugs they are making. I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want new cars, I want the game to work and not ♥♥♥♥ me over and make me lose a ton of cash I just spent hours, maybe even days, getting.

Rust is... complicated. Writing a review is hard when I have mixed feelings about it, but I'll try. I'll start by saying I would reccomend it, but not if you are easily angered by dying a lot and having everyone try to kill you, regardless if you just spawned.

The gameplay:

Pros- It's a fun game, and has amazing concepts for building and all that. Having to build everything you own is a really really rewarding thing when you step back, look at your base, your gear, and you just say "yeah... yeah I did all this." It's like Minecraft int hat regard. It's just amazing when you make something and really like it too. Guns are crazy hard to use at times, but once you get used to it PVP and PVAI is really fun. Bows are great for starter weapons and they keep adding more great stuff. It's a good game in these regards.

Cons- Alpha, so expect a ton of glitches and bugs at times when they add new stuff. Sometimes stuff breaks, but Gary's pretty on top of getting it fixed. He's a solid developer. For sure. However, he has been making some mistakes in my opinion. These mistakes are that some of the things he's adding, and thing he is implimenting, make it easier to play when you have a group, but if you are solo you better get to be a good shot, and quick, because gathering materials and building as a solo player is not only difficult because of the amount of folks trying to kill you all at once, but also difficult because of the sheer amount of ♥♥♥♥ you have to collect to make a respectable, somewhat resilient to raids base. The amount needed is really only obtainable in two ways. You either have a huge group, say 4+ people, or you're only getting supplies by either killing everyone you see who's walking around for what they have on them or raiding someone elses base, or a groups base (while they are offline, and getting the stuff to build C4 and Rockets takes, you guessed it, a big group or killing folks wo are out and about). Pretty much, if you're solo, you have to kill. If you're a group, you can gather but it's easier to just kill everyone. This brings us to...

The Community:

Pros- Finding a group, when you find one, it's really fun. You can build gear and bases on a quick and crazy scale very quickly. Getting into a group, while hard when no one trusts one another, is well worth it. You can trade with people if you want to go try to find blueprints (which you need to build most gear and nice things like external walls and traps). However, this comes at the risk of that person deciding to just shoot you and taking what you have. With that in mind, trade with caution.

Cons- Oh dear God. Everyone's an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Everyone. If you aren't, you get rolled. If you are, you get rolled. If you are an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a group of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're going to do alright if you guys are good shots and good at raiding. Other than that, expect to die and have people talking crap to you. A... Lot... Like... a whole hell of a lot. Honestly, other than League of Legends, this community is probably one of the most toxic.

In conclusion:

It's great fun when you are with a lot fo people, the game play is great when bugs are being kept up on, and when you are in servers owned by other players you aren't going to run into hacking a whole lot because admins are on it pretty well. The community has it's moments, but we're mostly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'd give this game a solid 7/10. It's not a bad choice if you want a fun survival PVP game. It's worth the money, but you need to have a lot of time to dedicate, and a thick skin and low temper.

Likes:

Fun, just what I expected from ARMA and Bohemia.

Feels tactical liike a military sim should, amazing map design, and the Epoch mod makes the multiplayer amazing.

The customization of clothing and guns is pretty stellar.

LOVE the new crouch positions.

Dislikes:

Singleplayer- Too difficult with the current AI.

Difficult, but not the normal kind of difficult. It's pretty much impossible at times, just like ARMA 2 because the AI listen about as well as rocks, but the enemy AI is on point and their aim is unparalleled, just like ARMA 2. I would rahter there be no command element, because it's useless because the AI have no idea what they are doing when you use it. One guy get's caught in a house, or on a rock? They all stop because they can't stay in formation.

It's a huge design flaw to be honest. The game was SUPER fun when I had a squad leader, but not when I have to be the leader, and that's because the AI for allies is poor, at best. They just sit there, or stare at the enemy and let you die, rahter than shoot them. Regardless if they are set to combat/open fire or not. They just don't.
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If I had to rate this, from one to five, I would say multiplayer gets a 4.5-to-5/5, and singleplayer get's a 1/5. One because one is the amount of decades ago ARMA 2 released, and the AI si exactly the same. It's 2015, and other games have usable AI. This one should get with the program.

The game is really fun when you're in the lower tiers, but as you progress you find it gets more and more broken. The plasma launchers do no damage when you fire them, but somehow someone will fire the same Tier launcher at you, and miss and hit like 20 feet behind you, and blow up half of your robot. The rail guns are incredibly OP, because they tear off more than half your car in one shot, and you can have like 5-6 on one small robot, and they all fire sequencially, so there's no escape. (They increased damage on thema few days ago too, amking them MORE broken and OP.)

Another con for this game is that the devs just kind of launch updates, but don't test them at all first, so a lot of bugs come into the game, and then all of the players who do well leave because they game turns sh**ty, again, and you get teamed up with mindless ret*rds.

Like I said though, low tiers are really fun to play, but the higher tiers are not. It's all idiots on your team watching you die without helping you, and getting one shot becaus the devs don't feel like fixing their guns.

The game get's a 5/10 from me, and I would still recomend it to people, but I will also tell them to stay in the low tiers, or they will grow to hate the game, like me.

The weapon system is nothing short of almost 100% Pay to win, which means being able to kill almost everyone in 4 seconds.

There are 5 teirs of guns for each type of gun. To buy a gun that can let you compete with people in the game (there is no coherent match making in the game, you just get thrown in with any old group of people, and they are going to have guns 5 tiers above you.) anyway, the only way to compete with people in the game is to spend the in game currency you earn by playing or using real life money. To get a gun that will let you get killed in 3 seconds rather than 2, you have to play AT LEAST 100 matches, AND do well. Which won't happen, because you don't have the good guns. So you better make that 200 matches. Guess what though! Because the amtchmaking is a joke, you get paired with kids who have insane guns because they asked their parents for $15-$20. Sweet!

The hit detection is trash. Very client sided. You can be shooting, get hit, and decide to duck behind cover. You can be behind cover, completely unable to be shot, but somehow still have about 5 more rounds go through it (there's no bullet penetration. If it hits anything before a person, it stops, so theres no way to shoot through cover like that) and kill you, rendering the cover system useless.

Maps are very very poorly designed. There's not really any kind of path choice. Sure, there are some walls that separate two paths, but they are paths right next to each other, going to the same spot, where the other team is going to be camping. Always. The maps all have one choke point after the first capture point, and it makes you want to quit right then and there, but if you do, you get punished by losing your consecutive match bonus, because they made terrible maps.

More elaboration on the whole "kill you in 4 seconds" thing: The recon class has two guns they can use. Sniper Rifles, and SMG's. They have two "devices" as well, scan (a wall hack, lets you see everyone around you) and cloak (almost 100% invisibility). The people who designed these mechanics decided that it's OK to let guys run around CoD style being invisible with full auto guns that do way to much damage for their accuracy and fire rate. That being said, this is a very broken mechanic that has been around for over 2 YEARS. They STILL haven't fixed it.

All in all, it's safe to say that Ubisoft doesn't give a Sh*t about the gamming community anymore, and is only in it for the money. They did awful on this game, and probably will do the same to the next shooters they make. Never buy a shooter from these guys again, because they've obviously forgot how to amke them, and don't give a damn about how you feel.

My pilot was shot in his cockpit, my plane crashed into the ground. Took out another to avenge him, but wings can't beat trees. This game is soul shattering most of the time.

9/10