Recent reviews by TheD3ADpixel

This game is like eating a piece of stale bread, it's edible but I'd rather have something else.

If I were given the choice to play this game or die in a fiery car crash I'd probably choose the game because it's pretty damn fun.

I don't know why anyone would choose the second option, unless that's your thing or something.

Awful, I hate it and would never spend another 200 hours playing it

screw this game

I didn't realize I was playing an iPhone game.

Tack zombies onto any game and it sells, apparently.

Again with the phone games, these just serve to increase your steam library.

Make another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pun about goo and I'll muder your family.

10/10

After the hour I spent downloading patches for a 3rd party drm I needed just to LAUNCH the game It still ended up crashing upon start up.

third party drm can die in a fire

GOTY

How I managed to spend an hour playing a game like this which can be finished in 30 seconds is something I'll never figure out but I'll tell you now, I enjoyed every second of those 30 seconds.

Though in the same time I could masturbate at least twice and I would enjoy that more than this game.

Buy it, it's a blast.

These controls are about as tight as the music and boy howdy was I jamming out, maybe that's why I never beat the game.