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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 7:17pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 6:01pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 6:17pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 6:33pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 7:49pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 8:26pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 8:13pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 8:21pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 8:24pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2014 @ 7:44pm



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool