father
The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault

me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet

uwu
The feeling you get of too much cuteness or an overwhelming feeling of happiness, Fonda like fangirl/boying.
*jimin plays with puppy and it starts giving him little puppy kisses*
WORLD: uwu
##oowoo #uwu #yes

ain't no body got time fo dat

you lookin' to tussle?

I guess that's not a bad thing

You're the reason why Jojos is gay