Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade





"Ich bin cool als wär' der Nordpol mein Heimatland"

"When the darkness posses you; in the beginning it is like you are in a theatre. The film is your life. You kill the bad guys, you do good things, you look good, hell you are good. But if you look around to the other people in the theatre, everyone's screaming. Because they watch a horror film and you are not the good guy, you are the monster"

"Dieses Pferd inpliziert, dass ich reich bin. Diese Phönixkette passt zu meiner Breitling"'

"Ich bin am ballen ballen,
guck wie ich am ballen bin,
ich bin am ballen jeden Tag
weil ich ein baller bin!
Ich bin ein Baller Baller,
♥♥♥♥♥, you're not at all a baller,"

"Wie zuvor gesagt, du bist ein Prolet
Mr. Money Boy ist fly wie ein Komet "

"Ich bin am Strand von Aquapulco und bin mich am bräunen
und bin von Fans (Fence) umgeben und rede nicht von Zäunen"

"Kaiserschmarrn und Apfelmuß, Kirschenjeeps, Apfelcuks, Jetskis, Swimmingpools ja ich bin ein Wasser dude"

"Ja ich esse einen Kaiserschmarrn mit Apfelmuß, Milch, Milch, Butterschmalz, Puderzucker, Butter, Salz, Kaiserscharrn und Apfelmuß - Ich fick deine Mutter bald"

"Ich sag immer ohne Zitronenschnitz ist die Coke ein WITZ.
Alles klar, ich habe natürlich immer den Hawk dabei in der Hood"

"Find ich voll nice vom boy dass er trotz dem ganzen money und dem fame immernoch am boden gestayed ist und sich seine Zitronen selber sliced! "

"Ihr müsst euer Leben mal leben - Wir sind irgendwann mal tot" ~LionKekTV




"The lights are off, and I slowly sit down in my chair. I close my eyes and open my wallet. I meditate to the thought of Gaben.

I let him consume me. Every inch of my body, covered in His holiness.

I'm hard.

I open my eyes, and boot up Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Feeling Gaben's love, I quickly select find a game and begin queuing Cobblestone, and only Cobblestone.

It is the map of the grail of Gaben... the Dragon Lore.

The green button suddenly appears in my face, I click accept, and the match begins.

I have no fear for I know that Gaben is with me.

I join CT side and my team is filled with Global Elite smurfs. I'm still hard.

Pistol round begins, and we decimate our opponents. Every round after, we win without losing a man, or even an hp, or even kevlar.

We win the game 16-0, and the drops begin.

A dragon lore drops for everybody on my team, and everyone on the other team gets a vanguard case, which they are obliged to open.

The ranks appear, and I was placed in a game against 5 globals while everyone on my team was silver.

My computer explodes as I rank up twelve times, to the never before seen rank of Son of Newell.

Gaben flies out of the front of my burning monitor, and gives a re-loadable steam card already filled with one million dollars.

I ♥♥♥.

Then I queue Dust II and lose to a bunch of hackers." - Collatify