Erm what the sigma? Erm what the sigma? Erm what the sigma? Erm what the sigma? Erm what the sigma? Erm what the sigma? Erm what the sigma? Erm what the sigma?

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B AT HOME WATCHING
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⠀⠀⠀ ⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠈⠛⠿⠿⢱
⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣦⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⡇ fart
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can I poo on you?

Poopy farta sharta. Show me your balls.

guys, have you thought about a beneficial relationship with cockroaches? they could live in a tube adjacent to the showerhead, and have a lever that sprays warm skittering cockroaches all over your body, where they would crawl around, nibble on your dead skin, and hiss in gratitude. they'd make exfoliation easy and could get all the places, like between your toes, in your asscrack and in your ears/nose. they'd especially enjoy your tasty elbow skin, and would undoubtedly swarm your elbows, shoving eachother out of the way and holding on tightly for their chance to sup at the tasty excess flesh.