Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Nice post history you failed abortion. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumpster child. Your mom should’ve abandoned you like she planned, you’re nothing but a waste of resources. “Ooh haha doggos!” “Haha the office one day I’ll have a Pam too!!” “Oh sorry you mad fragile white boy? Haha black world order!”.

I don’t understand you. What path are you trying to go down? Are you trying to be happy? Because you won’t be. The only place your heading is a cell in Somali, where they’ll use you as a sex slave and toilet. But you’d like that wouldn’t you? You slug. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roach. You useless dumb piece of ♥♥♥♥. That’s all you are, useless. Useless useless useless.

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Listen b*tch you want to call me a neckbeard? Am i a neckbeard because I enjoy art? Because I can appreciate the value of an expertly crafted story, amazing gameplay, and a beautiful gameworld?Because i have experienced more than any normal human. I have saved the princess. I have defended earth from the Reapers. I have traversed time, space, dimentions. I am the Dragonborn. I am the Witcher. I am the Lone wanderer. I have challenged the elite four...and won. Does a neckbeard finish Dark Souls in one weekend without dying...oh on my first try btw. And that was after making a speach on transcendental consciousness to a COLLEGE CLASS. I have solved impossible math equations BY ACCIDENT. I read philosophy books for FUN. Am I making myself clear sweetie? Or are you a neuronormative goon who thinks "football" is the pinnacle of human creation? You probably couldnt even jump on a goomba... My ansestors are smiling at me, fool...Can you say the same?

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