my name jeff

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I will suck the ♥♥♥ out of your testes

Do you know how hard it is? Do ANY of you know how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard it is? To go 26 YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No.of course you don't! You're all Chads and Stacys. You guys just ♥♥♥♥ any slut you want. And you girls just ♥♥♥♥ the top 20% of men. And don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ errands for you, help you move your ♥♥♥♥, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! Well, ♥♥♥♥ you! I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

you don't love scott, you love the cudi

BRING IT IN! PIMPS AND BROSKIS

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