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The boogeyman checks his closet for Julius Belmont.
Julius Belmont doesn't go Vampire Hunting, as hunting implies failure, he goes Vampire Killing.
The great wall of china was originally built by Dracula to keep Julius Belmont out, it failed miserably.
Julius Belmont doesn't sleep, he waits.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Julius Belmont jumps out.
Julius Belmont sleeps with a night light. Not because Julius Belmont is afraid of the dark, but the darkness is afraid of Julius Belmont.
I think they're mostly just gutted Chuck Norris jokes replaced with Castlevania themes, but I really liked the second one XD