♥ Erza ♥ : i leave now, goodnight boys and girls, since there are only two

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Bez : cow say it
Cow : moo
Bez : YEAH BOY
Bez : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Stallion : James you carcinogenic slut

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Yandle : bunch of yandal haters

Yandle : Yandle**

TF2HATEMACHINE : you misspelled your own name

DaConnaTwuk : bro spelt his own name wrong

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laceflower : skial's question of the night

laceflower : does bez is gat

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Homosexual Cocaineaddictus : dung move c-nt

tf2 dung eater : whos bad at tf2 now c-nt

Homosexual Cocaineaddictus : you are

Homosexual Cocaineaddictus : wasted your bonk on me

tf2 dung eater : well i had intimate yet pleasurable coitus with your mother c-nt

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TF2HATEMACHINE: do you think he's being legit?

dog: idk lol don't really believe tf2 players unless they're somewhat normal

TF2HATEMACHINE: are you saying the guy named Tony Abbott Gaming is not normal

dog: hkshas ok fine he's on the grey line

TF2HATEMACHINE: the guy is deranged

dog: if he was lying about cancer that's just sad

TF2HATEMACHINE: imagine that's actually Tony Abbott
and he thought
lol no one would think it's me

dog: there is no way tony abott is sittin down playing tf2 weekly spamming tony time in chat

TF2HATEMACHINE: really?
you really don't think so?
he comes on late at night
he doesn't play that often

dog: are you really trying to say that it's the real tony abott

TF2HATEMACHINE: I am saying that at best it's Tony Abbott

dog: im actually grinning and laughing out loud

TF2HATEMACHINE: At worst it's a 39 year old Software developer in the building next to you

dog: I could think of worse tbh

TF2HATEMACHINE: He doesn't play enough for it to be that bad

dog: true

TF2HATEMACHINE: see things add up

dog: he's not a leet gamer like us
OK STPP
he's not tony abott

TF2HATEMACHINE:
Are you really sure?
It could be Kevin Rudd
what are the chances

dog: im done with you rn
GOOD NIGHT

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#1240 [Weeb] Gudako : i hate being called cheese when im lactose

[Queen] DaConnaTwuk : only thing u lac is b1tches

#1240 [Weeb] Gudako : NO!

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[Queen] DaConnaTwuk : james is there a james2 to james 14

james15 : y

james15 : es

[Queen] DaConnaTwuk : does that mean theres a jame1

[Queen] DaConnaTwuk : just the 1 jame

james15 : its just jame

[Queen] DaConnaTwuk : naturally

#649 [Lord] GoldenTealeaf : james0 O.O

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#326 The Seagull : i regret everythin ive done in my life

#326 The Seagull : but i still did them

#326 The Seagull : bcuz lmao

#326 The Seagull : i commited many a sin

#326 The Seagull : im italian

#326 The Seagull : im part of a mafia family

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#413 [Lord] GoldenTealeaf : Wait, whose birthday?

[Goblin] jimbo 包表 : happy birthday

#413 [Lord] GoldenTealeaf : Who's?

TF2HATEMACHINE : No ones haha

#413 [Lord] GoldenTealeaf : Ah

[Goblin] jimbo 包表 : its someones

#413 [Lord] GoldenTealeaf : No, you heard Hate, nobody has ever been born on this date

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#326 The Seagull : Spud u sound just the way i imagined u too

#326 The Seagull : like a chad

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#1 [Furry] dog : everyone sounds white as sh!t

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dog : baw what do you do for twerk

TF2HATEMACHINE : he's Scott Morrison

B.A.W._Killer : ^

dog : shut up

dog : you really think pollies are coming onto 2fort skial to shoot the piss

TF2HATEMACHINE : 10000%

TF2HATEMACHINE : Feg is Julia Gillard

Feg : yes

dog : f>ck off. lol

Feg : need to switch to spy and backstab kevin

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#3325 SUPAH SCRUMPEH : also I really regret my name

TF2HATEMACHINE : why lol

#3325 SUPAH SCRUMPEH : people keep abbreviating it to SS

#3325 SUPAH SCRUMPEH : I am from a polish family

TF2HATEMACHINE : oh sh1t

A Real Gentleman : ya, sorta wrong lol

dog : i knew a really obese polish kid in hs

#3325 SUPAH SCRUMPEH : like

dog : is that you paul

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Ukraine Beats : I think about that dude named 'Registered Sex Defender' and I still laugh

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dog : three letter names are elite cause hate won't abbreviate your name

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#3325 SUPAH SCRUMPEH : I have no idea what even is attractive

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : imagine an ugly person ok

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : now imagine the opposite of that

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8 Spud : esdxfgcvhbjnmk,l./;'

TF2HATEMACHINE : yeah spud is f-cked

dog : spud is so hot

#48 Spud : :)

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : spud are u single

Mr.Baguette : oof

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : asking for a friend

#48 Spud : yeah

TF2HATEMACHINE : spud are you an adult

#48 Spud : :(

#48 Spud : Yes I'm 20

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : fantastic

TF2HATEMACHINE : spud you like boys or girls or they/them

#48 Spud : yes

dog : lmao

TF2HATEMACHINE : you're in DCT

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : lets goo

#48 Spud : The ♥♥♥♥ is that?

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : i mean

werid : they them pus$y hits different

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : my friend is in

[Goblin] DaConnaTwuk : my friend will be pleased

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(TEAM) Z e D : dnipers rap1ng

(TEAM) Без : what

(TEAM) TF2HATEMACHINE : the snipers are having s-x without consent

(TEAM) Без : oh thats no good

(TEAM) #266 [Sexy] iHaveGoodJuice : sounds good

(TEAM) Z e D : Spy!

(TEAM) [Furry] salt : damn right >:)

(TEAM) TF2HATEMACHINE : it's horrible

(TEAM) Без : no means no snipers