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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you †
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you †
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!

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it was my homework

it was so yummy i couldnt resist

This guy ate an entire plate of glued red crayons

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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!

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:pray:

you're welcome :)

wow no way...this is a MAJOR discovery i will pen down at this exact moment...

Thank you ALOT for interesting information Tsumako,,...

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friendly fire will not be tolerated zweat

Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

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thank you brother

Thought i'd share this recipe to my muslim brother

HALAL TANDOORI CHICKEN & RICE BAKE RECIPE
Serves: 5-6 people Prep time: 10 mins Cook time: 1 hour

INGREDIENTS
3 chicken breasts
1 tbsp tandoori masala
500ml chicken stock
2tsp salt
1tsp garlic paste
1/2 green chilli, sliced
125ml double cream
125ml whole milk
2 cups Tilda Pure Basmati rice
Fried onions (you can buy this ready made)
Butter (optional)

Parsley to garnish (optional)

METHOD

Preheat your oven to 200 °C .
Begin by marinating the chicken in tandoori masala. Set aside.
Take a large casserole dish (9×13 inch) and add in the chicken stock, salt, garlic paste, green chilli, cream and milk. Mix together until everything is well combined.
Add in the Tilda Pure Basmati rice and mix again.
To the top, layer on enough fried onions to cover the dish.
Carefully add the chicken breasts to the top as well as a knob of butter (optional).
Bake in the oven for 1 hour.
Remove from the oven and leave to rest for 5-10mins before eating.

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is okay for pore english yes

sorry for poor english I am russia

was playing online grand theft automobile when hit fellow video gamer car with my car. i exit auto mobile and attempt trading of insurance information when I am hit by pistol bullet. fellow gamer goes into my vehicular and driver car. I am to look inside of his vehicular transportation when i cannot find vehicle registration under his name. call local police officer but he is not help, he is say racism things at me (i am a white in real but I enjoy roleplay as africa). so if anyone sees car license 7EDT417 please use telephone and call me

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mustard

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i thankest thee REX

happy bday swoosh

FRRRR THANK YOU HOMIE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY F4 GG 0T

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ermmm what the bajookie....

Bajookanese dad's be Like:
Stay in every night studying! If you get a bad grade in Bajookanese arithmetic, I kick you out of the house!

Also bajookanese dad's:
Why haven't you met someone to get married with and have some little Bajookers yet?!?

THEY ALSO BE LIKE:
I burnt the grum grum! Traditional food of "Bajookieland"

#dadhumor #relatable #funnyskit #Bajookieland

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HEY MEN,, LONG TIME NO SEE-ORENO. it been EIGHT YEARS SINCE YOU BANNED ME and i just realy wuntead do say...I DIDNOT CHANGE AT ALL!!! I GOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORSE!!! but SO HAS EVERYONE ELSE..... I WAS JUST AHEAD OF MY TIME......I'D FINE RIGHT IN TODAY IN THE TF2 ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) GENERAL DISCUSSIONS.......CONSIDER UNBAN PLS???? tank (shoot) u for readying my unban reqest...and also mubrak for ramadna......,unless u arent fasting...in that case....*takes back his mambrak with a mean face*.......,,,.....,,,,,

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