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My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
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Hindsight is always 20:20.
-- Billy Wilder
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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"It doesn't much signify whom one marries for one is sure to find out next
morning it was someone else."
-- Rogers
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You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white
plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised
as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.
-- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"
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I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
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Mal: "That sounds like the Alliance. Unite all the planets under one rule
so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally."
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Would you *______really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
-- George Carlin[/spoiler