Recent reviews by BigDickAlin

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is one of those games that brings you back to your childhood. Back when you were logging into a CS 1.6 server and had no idea what was going on and you were just following the pack. Well, you'd be surprised to know that it hasn't changed one bit. You'll be getting in a game with people that speak anything but your language and yell at you and you have no idea why. AND THEN, you happen to meet team mates which are speaking your language and they start cursing you and you'll have no idea why.

When you start to finally understand what to do and how to move on a specific map, you'll understand why you're getting yelled. In most cases you either:
a) Rush and die
b) Not see your enemies in their so obvious locations
c) Not know how to throw a flashbang
d) Not know how to throw a smoke
e) Don't know how to shoot.

In any and all cases, you are to blame and obviously, you're getting yelled at. Which brings you back to your childhood when you were little and your parents were screaming at you.
And now, you're faced with the same options you had back then:

a) Kill your teammates and get banned
b) Start acting like them
c) Leave the game and begin a new one.

Whatever path you chose will bring you to the same options, again.

a) Continue playing until you get better and then spend your hard money on case opening casino
b) Never progress and stay at the same level
c) Just give up the game.

So yeah, playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is like real life. Just don't give a ♥♥♥♥ and enjoy the ride :)

Above and beyond.