DAAA WEEEEZARD

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the Trebuchet, the Siege Weapon?
I thought not. It's not a story a catapult would tell you. It's a siege legend. The trebuchet was a long range engine of siege, so powerful and so accurate, it could use centrifugal force to launch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters. It had such a knowledge of physics, it could even successfully launch a stone at a mobile target. The use of a counterweight is a pathway many engineers consider to be unnatural. It became so powerful, the only thing the engineers feared was losing this power, which eventually, of course, they did. Unfortunately, they taught the catapult builders everything they knew, then the catapults besieged their workshop.
Ironic. It could launch projectiles at long range targets, but not at short.

+rep for the trade that happened 4 years ago

+rep great guy

Gyal yuh body good and yuh special to meh
Wan mek you mi lady, officially
From you tickets fi buy, den mi willin to pay
Fly yuh in from distance away
Right, my yiy just changed
You just buzzed the front gate
I thank God you came
How many more days could I wait?
I made plans with you
And I won't let em fall through
I, I, I, I, I

Baby yuh mek mi happy, wine up yuh sexy body fi papi
Yuh eyes-dem lookin at me
An’ you turn mi on like a new Bugatti
Naughty tings mi wan you do
So mi woulda love it if yuh coulda come tru
Mek we smoke a spliff, have a drink, me and you
Den mi release yuh stress ah Yorkville Avenue

She love it when we dweet all night
And she mek it clap when she ride my bike
She ♥♥♥♥ it up pan di private flight
Fi mi lace ‘ar up like mi bran’ new nike
Mi say mi want ‘ar all my life
When she sing mi note pan di cordless mic
Mi want ‘ar all my life
All my life
Mi see it say yuh

DAAA WEEEEZARD