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85.8 hrs on record
I wish real elections were like this
Posted 19 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.1 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
I really like that the "reset run" button is ABANDON TIMELINE
Posted 24 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.5 hrs on record
sick game! cant wait for the sequel
Posted 24 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.6 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
same developer as pony island
that's pretty much all you need to know going in
Posted 25 April, 2022. Last edited 25 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
22.3 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Я хотел бы поблагодарить Маркса и Энгельса за предоставление моего политического образования
Posted 1 January, 2020.
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109.4 hrs on record (44.0 hrs at review time)
+unironically fun
+so mechanically simple an actual toddler can learn this game
+ethnically diverse cast (except persona)
+they managed to actually keep blazblue drives in a 2+1 button fighter
+despite universal mechanics like 5C ALWAYS being an overhead and A+D ALWAYS being a reversal, characters rarely feel samey
+UNIEL representation
+you can make a Carmine/Hazama team for the most gamer duo in all of fighting games

-had the potential to have the literal best OST of any game but forgot to add in Byakuya, Eltnum, or Mu-12
-BBCF died for this
-not political enough
-came out on PC
-it's not BBxGG
-it's not UNIEST
Posted 4 July, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
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3.9 hrs on record
where's the gameplay??????
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
24.7 hrs on record
Steam literally won't let me buy more

why can't I buy steam games in bulk
Posted 26 November, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
76.9 hrs on record (49.7 hrs at review time)
anime is gay and we didnt nuke japan enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha troled......ok......but seriously......if u get this u......need a LIFE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 22 February, 2014.
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957.2 hrs on record (796.8 hrs at review time)
The beginning of each game characterizes a dubious development for measure with glaciered existential qualities and without causing so much as an emotionally riotous uproar, before metaphorical rocky roads lay these future prospects with siege from the development, which, in turn, force the agitations of ambivalent tension to anatomically atomize our feelings of the foreshadowed signs and all questions of what the esoteric altitude carries in a more philosophical level of sensory, thereby prematurely preventing it from ever becoming the macropterous experience that it eventually yearned to be.
Posted 2 August, 2013. Last edited 26 June, 2020.
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