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Soldy 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07pm 
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A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my kegel muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
Soldy 9 Jul, 2021 @ 9:48am 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my kegel muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
SmellTheJava 13 Jun, 2021 @ 8:54pm 
Gg's let's do it agian sometime. :ggxxaceddie:
Soldy 28 Apr, 2021 @ 7:25am 
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𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 26 Feb, 2021 @ 10:01pm 
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𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 23 Feb, 2021 @ 8:33pm 
I smoked weed from 18 until 25 (I'm 25 now) -- In the past year, I have actually learned and expanded my capabilities the most since I was a kid. Surely if I never smoked, I would be a lot more mentally "sharp", but I've realized after all of these years that life is basically like a hardware/software relation. You can have incredibly fast hardware as a human (for example, me if I never smoked weed), but if you don't have the right software, you will just very quickly hitting walls and limitations. I found marijuana has greatly expanded my "software" capabilities, to the point that the hit to my hardware capabilities is negligible. Maybe if you smoked weed and had an iq higher than room temperature, you would understand where I'm coming from. Until then, keep being bitter my friend.
𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 23 Feb, 2021 @ 8:32pm 
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A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 5 Jan, 2021 @ 1:37am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 29 Oct, 2020 @ 4:30am 
.    。    •   ゚  。   .

   .      .     。   。 .  

.   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •

  ゚   Red was not An Impostor.  。 .

  '    1 Impostor remains     。

  ゚   .   . ,    .  .
𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 24 Oct, 2020 @ 4:32pm 
Here's a little piece of advice. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.
ibu 13 Aug, 2020 @ 4:56pm 
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A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 10 Aug, 2020 @ 3:16am 
𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.
𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 19 Apr, 2020 @ 3:16pm 
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𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 19 Apr, 2020 @ 3:15pm 
⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠄⠈⡇⢸⣿
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𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 23 Feb, 2020 @ 8:47pm 
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𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 14 Jan, 2020 @ 9:12pm 
What's a funyarinpa?😅😅😅😅😅 Did you just ask me what a funyarinpa was? Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most BLASPHEMOUS AND ILLITERATE ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen browsing before. 😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what a funyarinpa is? Mmh? NOTHING, THATS WHAT😑😑😑😑Since you're SOOOOOOO curious, I'll have you know that it's a F U N Y A R I N P A!!!!!!!!!!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈I'm not gonna sit here and explain what that is to someone as BLASPHEMOUS as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways. A F U N Y A R I N P A means that it is both F U N Y A R I N P A (termite scum) and F U N Y A R I N P A!!!! It can swap between these funyarinpas as it pleases😄😄😊😊😊😄😊😊😄😄😄 You're ignorance is literally OOZING out💩💩💩😂😂😒😒😒😒😡😡💩💩😑
emotive hardcore 20 Dec, 2019 @ 9:55am 
stop talking to me
Dechi 25 Aug, 2019 @ 4:18am 
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 27 May, 2019 @ 1:43pm 
This guy is a fraud and does not watch anime. called him out on always putting profile pics and names related to anime cause I know that he truely doesnt enjoy it. He is a sheep and doing it only cause everyone else is doing it. If youre friends with him and actually do watch anime, ask him what anime has he seen or name a few of your favorite anime and ask him if he knows about it or if he has watched it. Chances are he hasnt even heard about it. He also makes it look like he enjoys playing anime games cause he has played a few but guess what difficulty he playes it on, yes easy. He told me reason why he plays it on easy is to finish the game as fast as possible, and he does this so he gets the trophy that he completed the game to fool everyone to thinking he plays these games cause hes a huge anime fan.
Randizzler the Suicider 3 Jul, 2018 @ 9:21pm 
Have you ever had Touhou Related Nightmares?
I'll start with mine.
I once dreamt that i was a kid riding my bicycle through my local park.
at the end of my ride i arrived at my local hospital(abandoned by years),after exploring some rooms i came across a giant room with Yuuka sitting in the center of it,at first i was puzzled as why she was standing there without saying nothing.
Then when i was about to approach her,carnivorous plants with tentacles started popping up from the ground around her and she was turning into her PC-98 counterpart.
Her eyes were intense red and glowing like the front lights of a truck.
When i noticed that i ran out of the room and the last thing i remember hearing was "Don't be scared i know you'll come back".
So yeah pretty creepy stuff.
Snoop 28 Jun, 2018 @ 1:01am 
if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cons 25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:03am 
Just after shemales were publicly recognized by the experts as the new third sex and gender of the human race, someone did the unthinkable: they set off the Y-bomb. In less than a month every male on the planet had been rendered sterile and all newborn males were found to be suffering the same condition. Now it is up to the relatively small shemale population of earth to ensure the survival of the species.

Welcome to the new shemale world order. Remarkably taller, stronger, and with vastly higher IQs than the baseline human stock, their influence is spreading despite the fact that there are so very relatively few of them. Moreover the leaders of their small subculture and close-knit communities seem to be deciding which female is worthy of visit from one of their "breeding specialists". Some see them as saviors. Other see them as the up and coming overlords.
A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 22 Dec, 2017 @ 10:29pm 
*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
*NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!*
*OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW*
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
*M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH*
*GRLSHSHSHS*
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabing*
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL SONIGG-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*
*walks away*
Snoop 18 Dec, 2017 @ 5:01am 
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND THAT IS ALLAH HE WHO GRANTS LIFE AND MERCY AND ALL HOLY AND HE WHO CAUSES DEATH AND MISFORTUNE HE IS GOD THE ONLY GOD AND HE IS THE ONLY GOD THERE ARE NO OTHER GODS HE IS THE ONLY GOD AND HE HAS HIS PROPHETS MESANGERS OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND PURE AND HIS ANGELS WHICH HELP HIM IN THE BATTLE AGAINST SHATON (THE DEVIL) AND HIS MINIONS WHO SHALL TRY TO BREAK THE BOND BETWEEN GOD AND HUMANS BUT WE SHALL REMAIN LOYAL TO GOD FOR HE IS THE ONLY GOD AND DESERVES UNDYING ALLIGENCE AND LOYALTY BECAUSE HE IS UNDYING AND FOREVER THERE HE IS GOD THE ONLY GOD AND WE SHALL PRAY FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS SO WE MAY NOT BURN IN HELL AND DWELL IN HEAVEN THE MOST HOLY PLACE OF ALL WHERE ON THE 7TH AND TOP LEVEL WHERE HE RESIDES AND MEETS THOSE WHO ARE TRUELY PURE AND HOLY AND WORTH MEETING THE ALL AND POWERFUL GOD WHO WE SHALL ALWAYS STAY TRUE TO BECAUSE IF OUR MINDS ARE HOLY AND OUR HEARTS PURE THE DEVIL MAY NOT CAUSE US TO CREATE ANY HARM
cons 9 Dec, 2017 @ 4:54pm 
Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *s♥♥♥♥♥♥s*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!
Rajdo 20 Nov, 2017 @ 3:44am 
+rep lol
bill 13 Nov, 2017 @ 9:49am 
+rep
dont even know who you are but whatever
Manfred, Bloodfallen of Nazarick 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17pm 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 11 Sep, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
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shibz 22 Aug, 2017 @ 5:26pm 
You need help. Serious real help. Your obsession with Japan and its ‘culture’ is distressing and a very obvious sign of one losing their grip on their very existence.

What I would suggest you do is to put down the anime, step away from FurAffinity, and perhaps pick up a piece of literature. The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoyevsky and the writings of Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, would be fantastic starts.

I truly am sorry to find you in quagmire and I hope you get the help you need.
Dispenser 9 Aug, 2017 @ 2:19pm 
thx
Snoop 29 Jul, 2017 @ 1:38am 
18 naked cowboys wanting to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck cowboy ♥♥♥♥♥! Ram Ranch really rocks! Hot hard buff cowboys their ♥♥♥♥♥ throbbing hard! 18 more wild cowboys out in the yard! Big bulging ♥♥♥♥♥ ever so hard! Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥♥ ramming cowboy butt! Like a breed a ram wanting to rut! Big hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥♥ getting sucked real deep! Cowboys even getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in their sleep! Ram Ranch … it ROCKS! Cowboys love big hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥♥!
shibz 24 Jul, 2017 @ 1:54am 
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A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 18 Jul, 2017 @ 10:28pm 
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.
A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 19 Jun, 2017 @ 2:43am 
If you ever want to roleplay or whatever feel free to send a message or something. I use a wide variety of characters across all spectrums, and I'm easily capable of more relaxed roleplays, semi-para, or more intense things of up to 4 or 5 paragraphs. Don't leave comments before adding me or anything, just do it and then shoot me a message.

I don't accept illiterates or people who are incapable of putting zero effort into their roleplay. I'm not some crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfectionist Nazi, but I have standards and if you don't meet them we're not going to be able to work well together. They're not hard to meet, though; just put in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ effort and we will get along fantastically, I promise you.
cons 7 Jun, 2017 @ 10:34pm 
Boss Baby is a most unusual baby. He wears a suit, carries a briefcase and is on a secret mission to discover why babies are losing their market share of love. In order to accomplish his mission, he will have to join forces with his big brother, Tim.
In the second act, Boss Baby was able to ascend to Godhood with the Spear of Longinus granted by Philemon from the Sea of Souls as he is able to access the Akashic Records at will with the sacred spear.
cons 7 Jun, 2017 @ 10:34pm 
The Council of Kabbalah mystic sorcerers have gathered to stop Boss Baby from stepping into the 4th Dimension where he will have domain over infinite universes so they ask the Ancient Masters from the Draconian Realm or the Reptilians of the Ancient Galaxy within the sectors of Dark Matter to aid them in battle. The Ancient Masters and their vast knowledge of the universe knew how dangerous the situation is so they were forced to activate Zohar and the all seeing god machine built by the race of Celestials as a way to seal Boss Baby's unending and infinite power to become the center of the multiverse and be its master.
𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 7 Jun, 2017 @ 2:52pm 
im 👼 daddy’s ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dicc🍆 and i spin 🌀 and spin 🌀
shibz 10 May, 2017 @ 12:27pm 
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Snoop 9 May, 2017 @ 10:15am 
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Snoop 4 May, 2017 @ 4:40am 
̿ͥ̍ͫ͒ͥ͗̒̽ͪ͊̋̚̚҉̵̟̮͉̳̩̥̥̺̗̱͈̙͉͈͍̯ ̸̤̜̲̮̙̲̦̻ͭͤͦ̇ͤ̂̚̕͜ͅ ̶̨͕̩̯̰̝̲̠̥̯̫̮̠̦̫͐̎̏͋̀͌̎ͣ̂̎͂̉ͤ͆͡͞ͅ ̵̷̺͖̞͙̱̇͊̌̊ͧ̎̾͋́̏ͭ̂͋́͡ ̝̪̬͕̼̭͙̙̗͖̗̣͓̲̲̜͍̊ͫ͒̒̓̇̋͆͌̔͑͝͡ͅ ͍̭͕̠̮̩̺͔͐̈͒̇͊̓̕͜ ̡͔̹͔͖͚̲̱̫̥̗̙̗̣̘̑ͤ̉̋̇͛̓ͮ͋ ̢̧̱̥͓̳̩̘̖͕͕̘̫͖͎͇̗̰͂ͬ͂̎̃̽͐͢͜ͅ ̫̜͖͙͆̊͋̇̑̓̏ͧ̏̂̄̐͐͊ͦͪ̕
A Living Chinese Savage Mongol 26 Apr, 2017 @ 9:20pm 
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Your Life Is Important Not Just To Me But To Everyone Else. Get The Help You Need Now!

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Any Time You Feel Like Talking, They Are There For You. It Doesnt Have To End Like This. We All Love You So Please Call! 1-800-273-8255
𝗱𝗮𝗻#ONLYGAS 19 Apr, 2017 @ 6:34pm 
Blacks are closer evolutionarily to the progenitor apes that lived in the treetops. Up there, they absolutely must be able to follow the rhythm of swing-release-swing-release to move between the branches, or they may well fall and die. This same brain functionality is present in the modern black brain, and manifests itself whenever any intellectually-challenging task is in front of them - the pathways for cognition are linked to the pathways for rhythm, so they actually cannot think too hard without dancing or rapping.
Randizzler the Suicider 5 Apr, 2017 @ 11:32pm 
People Say To Never Forget The 13 That Died, But I Say Never Forget The 2. And Then Other People Will Say To Never Forget The 33 That Died, But I Say Never Forget Him. Lastly People Said To Never Forget The 6, But I Refuse To Forget Him Either!


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