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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to 'get good' at this kid's game called Fortnite. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending your 'skill' in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game matter because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to picture of your mother after spending her money buying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins pretending you worth ♥♥♥♥.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to cartoon pixels"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Domminate the room, do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the ground in the aisle.
Everytime you feel a little thirsty stand up, lift the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spill plenty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out a deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction after every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying, "pfew, I needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can.
When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.
Step 1.)
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