POLAND JOHNSON
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Once upon a time there lived a family of 49 who lived in a hovel on a tall bog in the country. One frequent day, the 3rd cousin fithed removed noticed a no descipit looking your mothers sweet ass parked outside near their barn, for days it would unite there with blue curtains covering the windows. One night, he decided to take a gather. He looked around and suddenly the back door slammed open and 12 women in exsuberant cory baxter masks jumped out and held a zinc to his throat. They all started grouning over to the house and kicked down the throut. The family bens mother bit one of the intruders spot scar located on the right buttock and ripped their faggy bandana. Before the grandma could reach the women, they tied her to a snails and wrapped chalk around her bicep. The young sister ran to the celler to get a connection, hid behind the feed and stared. She granteed out at one of the intruders and slit their hips 326000 times over and over again and ran for the pantry to call the anime hunter. As they were on their way, she stabbed another intruder in the buttock as he tried to steal their buckets, but she slipped and fell on her ardi fur when she hit her head on the rock. When police arrived, the family was stupid and they were told that the bad guys were originally from ethopia looking for debts to steal from families. The family was awarded a hefty 3 dollar reward and 861 free tickets to the Walkers tatical bacon House.
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Extremely good, health doesn't seem to work but getting tripple no-scopes is fun. 10/10
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76561199153434485 30 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15pm 
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спермахлёб.com 14 Sep, 2018 @ 8:24am 
-rep i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your dead mom
Ninety Four 12 Sep, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to 'get good' at this kid's game called Fortnite. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending your 'skill' in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game matter because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to picture of your mother after spending her money buying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins pretending you worth ♥♥♥♥.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to cartoon pixels"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Ninety Four 12 Sep, 2018 @ 2:47pm 
How to establish your dominance at university
Domminate the room, do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the ground in the aisle.

Everytime you feel a little thirsty stand up, lift the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spill plenty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out a deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction after every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying, "pfew, I needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can.

When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.
Ninety Four 12 Sep, 2018 @ 2:46pm 
How to summon a demon
Step 1.)
E̸̢͇͔̹̺̭̳̘͐͜ ̷̢̳̮̩͚̣̻̮͓͉̙͕͓̉̆̈́̏̓̊͒̚͘̕͘̕͝͠͠ ̴̨̝̣͓͉̤͍̝̺̣̱̝͉͌̄̓̄́ͅͅ ̵̧͍̠̠͚̼̗̗͓̱̖̳̰̹̤̀͂̆̉̅͗̿̈̈̈́͆́͗̾̕ ̷̧̧̻͇̫̮̀̂̔̿̏͗͘͝ͅ ̷̛̻̲̦̖̱͙̹̋̄͌́̊̂̚͝͝ ̵̹̼̖̦̦͉̳̗̹̋̀̉̋̈́͠ ̵̗͗ ̸̨̧̲̲̟̫̫̝̟̻̻͍̹͚̉̑̂̋̓̐̔͝ ̴̛̫͋̉̂̃͌̈̄̕͠͠ ̷̧̩̺̿ ̶̢̭̪͎̰̜͎̭̞̝͍͕̙̅͐̅̍̑̓̎̒͛̿͛͂͜͜͝ ̶̱̿ ̷̭̻͍̋́̉͜ ̵̫͔̩̪̠̬̬̹̂̒̌̈̔̎͑̏͝͠ ̸̡̯͙̖̥̘̝͔̼̭͉̻͕͛͗̓̏̂̀̀̇͑͒͋̒̽ ̴̛̯̬̏̍̃͐͋̀͛͌͘ ̵̤͎̞̰͎̻̹̞̩̞̓̎̈́̈͘͝ ̵͓͊̐͊̄̇̄͒̚͠ͅ ̵͓̠̾̎͗͠͠ ̸̦̙́̈̆̀ ̶̢͔͈̘͕͉̝̟͉̘̯͙́̋̂͗̈́̀̏͌͂̀̿̾̿̈́ ̶̧̡̟̝̗̩̭͓̗̱̘̖̽̓̚͜ ̶̨̰͈̳͎̱̦͙͙͔̱͓͊͗̂͋̀͠͝ͅ ̵̠̱̗̫̼̮̜̣̺̘͔̋̈́̈́̈́̃̈́͋̈́̌̌̃̂̿͝ͅ
Ninety Four 12 Sep, 2018 @ 2:41pm 
One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.