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Most places distinguish them merely by using the appropriate value.
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"I don't think I'm one of them, either," said Brutha. "I'm one of
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A 21-year old man killed his 19-year old girlfriend because he wanted to get the Mangekyou Sharingan. According to him, he has already awakened his sharingan and now he wanted to get the mangekyou.
To get the mangekyou, a Sharingan user has to lose a loved one, so he decided to kill his girlfriend.
“I am really sorry, not because I killed her, but because it didn’t work. This is not what I wanted.”, claimed the man after being arrested.
“It doesn’t matter if you arrest me today, I will kill y’all with my sharingan. You will suffer my genjutsu and I will see through all your bullets!”, he stated.
It seems like the man has watched Naruto for so long that he needs special treatment from a psychologist.
He will get 10 years of prison along with help.
The man promised that he will revive his girlfriend by using the Edo Tensei, but no one has offered as sacrifice yet.