Recent reviews by Stroke Man

Nemesis's Final Form in Inferno is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the developers should be lowered into a pit where they promptly die.

This is a 2023 game running with only 3GB on my SSD.

I started this game this year, probably over 200 hours by June if I'm still playing

I shoot people. :)

Essentially Half-Life Remastered Edition. I love it.

A retelling of my most Legendary Barotrauma story: I remember playing a round where our server of 17 players was shoved into a sub that was built for 6, knowing what usually happens when these events occur, I stole every single drug and immediately abandoned the crew. Most of the crew were eaten by mud raptors, but a good chunk of them managed to survive the onslaught. So, after hearing them screaming about requiring medical attention, I listened to my conscience and returned to treat the survivors. While doing so, I saw the mangled body of a security guard who, despite being eaten by a mud raptor, was only an inch away from death. After figuring he was a lost cause, I decided to shove an injection of Deusizine (A drug I never used before) up his ass for funsies, where said guard proceeded to jump up and down while screaming at the top of his lungs. Shocked by this fortunate turn of events, the remaining crew made our way to the beacon station, repaired it, and then failed the round, because everyone had clicked End Round during the mud raptor attack.

10/10 would do it again.

I went off the beaten path and single-handedly made the game with over 100 kills.
It's so easy to spawn camp in this game I love it.

Quake is a game made in 1996 by ID Software, do I recommend it?
Of course I do it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Quake. That being said this Steam Port is kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Quake was apparently the first fps to adopt using the mouse, but on this port you can't look up or down, or even listen to the soundtrack by NIN. I did finish the game, but it was on a source port called Quakespam, it's pretty good, you can use the mouse to it's full potential, and the game just looks much cleaner.
Hell Even John Romero recommended it on Twitter.
The port doesn't contain the NIN soundtrack, but that can definitely be modded back in.
Buy the game, play Quakespam.

Edit: I found a patch for Quakespam that brings back the NIN soundtrack through the Steam Community tab, I haven't tried installing the music patch first, so I'd recommend you install the base Quakespam port first, and the music patch second. I will include the link to both Steam Community posts here:
Quakespam (Without Music): https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=732999296
Quakespam (Music Patch): https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1228264051

Best 5 dollars I ever spent, had my CS:GO playing brother never assimilated my Steam account I surely would have put a thousand hours into it.

I tried to get The One Free Bullet Achievement by skipping to the last chapter and firing my one shot at the very end... 0/10 didn't work game bad BAD GAME DESIGN