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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 5:04am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:12am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:30am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:01am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 10:08am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:43am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:29am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:19am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:40am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 5:10am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 8:21am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:22am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:32am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:42am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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