Steam Community :: StringCheeseDude

Jystir 18 Sep @ 11:23pm

Man you've really fallen off. I remember back in the day, you were a real one. Remember all those great times on the bridge in pubg? All those times that we berated those 12 year olds? You've changed, and not for the better. Can we please get our old Stringcheesedude back? The one that didnt play into all these liberal agendas, the one who wasnt afraid to speak his mind even if his though is in the minority? Bring back the real String.

florence 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:51pm

man what the HELL is your profile background

Penguin 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42pm

I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.