pwease dont call me a simp it gives me a boo boo on my heart :(

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your aesthetic figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? i ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then i believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse?

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