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⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀          ⡐⢁⠴⢜⢄
 ⡎⢸  ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄    ⡸  ⡆    ⠣⠱⡀
 ⡇⢸        ⣀⠗  ⠉⠉⠁  ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱
 ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉                    ⠈⠁⠘⡄
 ⢇    ⠁                              ⠘⡄
 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣
 ⡸        ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇        ⠘⠛⠛⠛  ⠈⢄
⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊  ❤ ⡠⢄  ⡘
 ⠱⣀          ⢀⠜    ⠇        ⢀⠔⠁  ⡏
     ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁    ⡜        ⠊⠁  ⢀⠜

remember that time where u ate 103 raw eggs? only a gamer could do that

Frankly I think us men should no longer hide our erections in public. For too long now our erections have been oppressed by belt buckles and between our thighs, hurriedly tucked away lest anyone sees. Man will not truly be free until he can be proud of his erection, not ashamed and embarrassed! We get them all the time, for many reasons besides arousal. If a 'liberated' woman can walk around with hard nipples reading 50 Shades of ♥♥♥♥, why can't I walk around with a hard penis?

Eggs Benny: I am also an excitemen of myself for warmer days

I remember how I'd wake up at 6am to go surfing on CSGO before school. The best part was hearing your soothing deep voice.

I had a dream we were longboarding around the city but you were just walking along beside me while I was pumping. The sidewalk was really choppy and I kept getting caught in the cracks and falling over. You kept having to bend over and help me up. You did that manly gladiator-style handshake to pull me off the ground and you did it like a dozen times. You were always there for me. <3

I beat my ♥♥♥♥ so hard one day that the skin got inflamed. It just puffed up with no real discoloration to it. I thought that it had instantly evolved into a Man ♥♥♥♥. I called it Venasaur all day thinking my little pecker hit its final form. Swelling went down next day and my disappointment was a ♥♥♥♥♥.

Best looking Donkey in the northern hemisphere. 10/10 would ride.

Eggs Benny: Happy Festivus
Nidht: Happy Donkulus, dude.
Nidht: The holiday of the donkey people.
Eggs Benny: I'm glad that people are finally starting to recognize it as a legit holiday
Eggs Benny: my work payed me time and a half today for working

I was awakened one morning by a foul taste in my mouth. My infant son had climbed out of his crib and was retrieving little ♥♥♥♥ balls from his diaper and putting them in my mouth. This happened a long time ago, but I still remember the taste.

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(o ͜ʖ o) good morning!!!!!

(- ͜ʖ -) goodnight

ahh my eyes

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he was number 6

Congratz on gold medal in Olympic hockey Canadians! :)

we're Fez buddies now

Hai Kushy

My brotha from anotha motha! :)