Happy birthday, CHAMP! <3

In the realm of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, StealthElf ventured, boasting of his stealth skills. But his attempts were disastrous - stumbling into enemies, missing shots, and becoming the laughing stock of the match. Defeated and humiliated, he retreated, realizing his skills were better suited for dishwashing.

This profile gave me:

AIDS
allergies
Alzheimer's disease
anxiety disorders
arthritis
asthma
astigmatism
autoimmune diseases
benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
bipolar disorder (manic-depressive)
brain cancer
breast cancer
cancer
candidiasis
cataracts
celiac disease
cervical cancer
constipation
common cold
COPD
cough
Crohn's disease
cystic fibrosis
dementia
diabetes
diarrhea
depression
ebola
eczema
endometriosis
epilepsy
eye disorders
fibroids
herpes
high cholesterol
HIV
Hodgkin's disease
kidney disease
lactose intolerance
leukemia
liver cancer
liver disease
meningitis
meningococcal disease
menopause
mental illness
myopia (short-sightedness)
obesity
osteoporosis
otitis media (middle ear infection)
ovarian cancer
overweight
pain
Parkinson's disease
pelvic inflammatory disease
pertussis
pregnancy
prostate cancer
prostate disorders
Raynaud's Phenomenon

Not Recommended: Golf With Friends

10.2 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)

StealthElf: "The person that made this game clearly didn't give a flying fish ♥♥♥♥ of the power difference between 2mm of spacing. If you want to get a headache and get cancer in the process get this game."

Yasis, imagine getting this mad at a childs game, so trash dude

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Hey Stefanus aangesien jy my geblok het op facebook, message ek jou maar hierop. Ek waarsku jou een laaste keer, slaan weer aan jou vrou dan bliksim ek vir jou. Daar is vrouens in die land wat gerape word en jy besluit om jou stukkie 56Kg fillet te bliksem. As ek weer n blou oog op Maria sien terwyl sy my voel suig is dit ek en jy meneer!