𝚃𝚘𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚟𝚘𝚝𝚎
𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚎
𝚃𝚘𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎
𝚃𝚘𝚘 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚢

I sexually identify as a combat helicopter.
My triggers are:
RPG's, MANPADS, anti-air batteries, enemy aircraft, SAM sites, and hot LZ's, do not mention these around me or I WILL STRAFE YOU

We knew the alcohol would not be the same. A few people sipped, a few people chugged, most people just held their cups. I remembered the line from the Russian scripture, the Imperial Standard for Vodka... "Now I am become Ethanol, the destroyer of livers."


Dreifach ist der Schritt der Zeit:
Zögernd kommt die Zukunft hergezogen,
Pfeilschnell ist das Jetzt entflogen,
Ewig still steht die Vergangenheit.

Es wird kommen sanfte Regentropfen, wegzuwaschen unser Versagen, Scham, und Trauer.