Hello! This is PFC Osaka from the 29th Infantry Division. I have sent you a friend request to update you about your application in our community

W battle buddy, let me join ur arma larp group

Tell Me How is Hows The Salami In the Guadaloupe Islands how does The Salami Taste

Listen here ♥♥♥-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you?
Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

> I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
> Four ruffians break into my house.
> "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
>Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
> Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
> I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
> "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
> Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
> He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
> Just as the founding fathers intended.

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