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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:33am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:33am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:28pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 1:53pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:51am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:50pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:01pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:48pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:21pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:54pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:28am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:15am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:08am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:19pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:37pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:34am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:33am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:08pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:05am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:30pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:10am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:35am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 1:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:22pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:11am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:54pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:38pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:53am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:28am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:49am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:11pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 7:24pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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