I have a Ph.D. in Somatic Psychology, Food Technology, Industrial Hygiene, Animal Husbandry, Folklore, Pastoral Care and Counseling, Buddhist Studies, Mythological Studies, Acoustics, Cinema and Media Studies, Astrobiology, Digital Media, Parapsychology, Agricultural Education, Kinesiology, Thanatology, Recreation and Leisure Studies, Dramaturgy, Fishing, Fisheries Science, Wood Science, Ceramic Sciences, Personality, Puppetry, Safenology, Information and Library Science, Educational Assessment, Packaging, Landscape Architecture, Organisational Leadership, Spirituality of Snowboarding, Cannabis Botany, and Entrails of the Gnat