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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:53am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:27pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:45am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:35am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:40am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:39am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:46am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 6:14am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:56am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:06pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:59am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:30pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:03am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:41pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 6:50am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:03pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:17pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:52am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:10am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:06am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:03am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:41pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:42am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:19am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:48am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:06am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:52pm