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Sorry guys the character below me is my little brother, he is 11 and moderately autistic, he gets upset very easily at video games. Please don't make fun of him or anything he's very sensitive. Thanks!

"Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium." ~ William Alcott

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born

If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.

If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you.
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me.

If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much

A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies. Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days. Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok

You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot

If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage.

You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket.

if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you