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Recent reviews by Bard

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276.8 hrs on record (150.2 hrs at review time)
For the glory of Super Earth! Unless Sony wants to ruin it again cause they're money-hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Remember, Helldivers there's still fellow divers in certain countries that can't join us because of Sony, be ready for another review bombing when it's needed.
Posted 23 June, 2024.
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1,774.6 hrs on record (1,415.7 hrs at review time)
One of my all-time favourite games.
Posted 16 July, 2023.
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57.3 hrs on record (45.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game to jump in and out of on a whim!
Posted 13 July, 2023.
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55.7 hrs on record (43.7 hrs at review time)
Just came to do a review bomb because, Fatshark has opened the store again which implies they think the game is in a ready state when it really, truly isn't. The most recent update has apparently led to issues with AMD cards basically stopping them from playing the game altogether.

Look, I know it's not the Devs fault directly, they probably don't like the aggressive monitization either but until the execs learn their place, we need to drop games like this and make it known that they're money-hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 29 May, 2023.
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14.1 hrs on record
A game run by a bunch of money hungry pricks. I haven't even played for a couple years but I loved the game when I did play. I just saw a whole lot of stuff about them price gouging and trying to sneakily move away from a model that rewarded players for playing and instead to one where they further tried to cheat you out of any fun, progression or achievement for the sake of further lining their pockets.

♥♥♥♥ YOU, YOU CORPORATE SHILLS. HAVE SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECORUM AND MORALS.

I hope one of you reads this and if you are, as one human to another, ♥♥♥♥ YOU.

Sincerely, a player who is sick of money hungry ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything they get their hands on.
Posted 23 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
456.9 hrs on record (214.8 hrs at review time)
Honestly found I enjoyed the PVE-PVP servers more because it can force people to interact a bit more instead of just becoming another battlegrounds game with survival elements. Good game to throw your life away at.
Posted 18 November, 2022.
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318.0 hrs on record (232.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A truly incredible game.
Posted 14 August, 2021.
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7.0 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Just a fun and easy game to pick up and waste time on. Mechanics are simple, gameplay is fun and addictive and I believe the base game plus its DLC are reasonably priced.
Posted 13 November, 2019.
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