Recent reviews by Solid Bones

Intensely good rogue lite.

Meta is not clever

Dead ends aren't level design

I really, really disliked this game. As an avid fan of Off, Space Funeral, Yume Nikki, .flow, and other games that kinda line up with this one, I thought I'd dig it. But nope. I found the writing really atrocious and the 4th-wall puzzles ridiculously stupid and silly. If you like it, go ahead my dude -- but I really, really didn't.

This game's so darn cute and fun.
+Aqua best pallet.
+Floaty best style.
+Hanako best girl.
10/10 it's fun and 3 dollars.

throw bags kill cops

it's perfect
♥♥♥♥
what else do I even put in this box

Every Metal Gear game is ♥♥♥♥ on for about 2-3 years for various reasons. 1? Controls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. 2? Cutscenes were awful and nobody likes Raiden. 3? Camo Index breaks the game and makes crawling too strong. 4? It's an awful movie and retcons everything in the series. Peacewalker? Bah, it's not a real Metal Gear game.
What I'm saying is MG has one of the worst vocal minorities of any fandom. Don't be scared off by any of these comments. It's a ton of fun to do stupid crap and take over outposts, the online mechanics are silly and fun. Do you want to hear me talk about the story? Because I won't. Not for at least 4 years, when people turn around and suddenly like it like how they did with 4. Until then I'll just lay low and not ever discuss the story with Terrible Internet People.
MGSV is a ridiculously fun game. Do you like fun games? You'll probably like MGSV. End of story.

I pretty much played it safe the whole game being a mercenary and making investments, making every lord who was a nice guy have infinite love for me, then steamrolled the country with my millions of dollars and adoring fans
10/10 would invest in Oil Pressers again