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I am a terrorist with a simple lifelong dream To plant a C4 bomb with my 5-strong team

So I got in a queue and waited my turn Till it was time for my match to confirm

So as the game loaded in I shook with anticipation Until shrieks of 'cyka' destroyed my feeling of elation

For to my dismay I'd been matched with a clan Of russian patriots who were stalin's biggest fan

So as the warmup ended they declared 'RASH B' Their microphones obnoxious and loud as can be

But as they stood in spawn with the timer counting down On the clan leader's face there began to form a frown

He glared into my eyes with his crosshair on my head And asked me if I'm russian, for if I'm not I should be dead

But as I replied 'da' I knew I was in a trap As him and all his mates started spouting russian crap

And I didn't understand a word so I just stood there and waited Knowing when the round started I was going to be baited

When I found myself alone in tunnels I knew I'd been tricked But as they rushed out long their leader got picked

So they all crouched in pit with their A rush dream shattered Not to mention their comrade, whose brains had been splattered

Then along came an enemy with aimhacks and walls And the russians screamed 'CYKA, THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS'

So they abandoned the match and I was left all alone With a team of dumb bots who were sadly quite prone

To rush CT spawn with a bizon SMG And I thought to myself; That's enough CS for me.

By CS:xDHello-Lykos

14 years Playing Dota2