Recent reviews by Snerbis

Wheel of Fortune:

Let's go gambling!
..aw dang it.
..aw dang it.
..aw dang it.
..aw dang it.
..aw dang it.
..aw dang it.
..aw dang it

cardiac arrest simulator

I HATE GREYDWARVES I HATE GREYDWARVES I HATE GREYDWARVES I HATE GREYDWARVES I HATE GREYDWARVES I HATE GREYDWARVES

>sees martial arts skill
>decides to do unarmed/non-lethal run
>acquires gi
>i get beaten up by some starving losers
>decides to train
>fights more
>keep getting beaten up by starving losers
>finally wins a fight
>needmorepower
>can finally knock out a group of starving losers
>ventures to some weird foggy place
>lots of strange blue dudes
>gets beat up by strange blue dudes
>i awake shackled to a pole
>see some guy getting eaten alive
>oh♥♥♥♥
>i escape
>head to the nearest town
>needmorepower
>keeps getting beat up by blue dudes
>spends next few days mining iron outside of town
>stuffs my pockets with incalculable amounts of iron ore
>sets my character to follow a guard
>leave my computer for a few hours
>power
>goes to test my new strength
>bluedudes.png
>see a group of them rushing to the town gate
>decide to help guards
>I punch the arms and legs off of the blue dudes
>toostrong
>they start to crawl around while bleeding out
>mfw I failed the non-lethal run